Not only is Lois Lane going to play a larger role in the next Superman movie, but she's also going to have her own spinoff movie! As SkyNews so ignorantly puts it, "What will the caped crusader think of that?!" Dunno, "the caped crusader" is fucking BATMAN, dipshits. Anyway, what a horrible horrible idea (especially since Bosworth sucked krypto kock as Lois)! Unless the Lois Lane movie is a faithful adaptation of Lois Lane #106 where she becomes a black woman for a day:
Maybe's there's room for both storylines.
I AM CURIOUS (BLACK!!!).
Or the time she became a centaur.Maybe's there's room for both storylines.
More absurd Lois Lane covers here.
God, what a horrible era of Comics.
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And the quote... "are you sure you want to go through with this?" ... as if she were going to run into a burning building, clean out the bottom of a refrigerator or drive 100 miles through a hot desert with a van full of screaming kids...
I think I lost my train of thought...
These are brilliant! Excellent find!
"the caped crusader" is fucking BATMAN, dipshits.
Yes, and Batman, the caped crusader, is smarter than most of the DCU, and he thinks that it is an IDOTIC idea. That's what he thinks. He says it's WORSE than Batgirl and Batnipples, if you can believe that.
Some how these covers are entering into an eroganous zone....sp? Beastiality....sp? Combined this would make for some ground-breaking PORN!
Thanks Breonala... you just reminded me of some freaky Lost in Space Moments... remember when Will Robinson became one of the green aliens... and that green alien woman sang to him - urging him to come join him...
And that other when there was a fake Robinson family with webbed hands and feet...
and another one when Dr Smith became a carrot... and he kept picking little flowers and buds off himself and EATING THEM...
I think this might be successfully and completely off topic now...
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