80s TV Producer: "You know what a show with Hasslehoff and a talking car needs? DOPPLEGANGERS!!!!!"
KITT had his evil twin KARR - an evil prototype of KITT. KARR possessed identical capabilities except one—
KITT's programming to protect human life. KARR also liked to microwave Michael's girlfriends in the passenger seat (er, why was the car outfitted with a microwave interior?? Maybe its the future of car protection like the car security device in Robocop that electrocutes the thief?) I think KARR also got mad at a fast food drive-thru speaker and trashed the place. He's no KITT!!!!
Anyway, not to be outshined by a talking Firebird, in season 2, Michael Knight looked into the Abyss and stared into the eyes (and evil mustache & goatee!) of his evil twin - GARTH KNIGHT!!!! Garth drove his evil creation GOLIATH - the evil semi-truck with the same "molecular bonded shell" as KITT. Garth & Goliath nearly destroy KITT, forcing him to be completely rebuilt and upgraded. The man may be evil, but goddamn is he a sexy beast! How are we mortal men to compete with THAT?!!!
Mirror Kirk and Mirror Spock could not be reached for comments.
* Thank you, Melchy!!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
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Garth Knight & Karr should be together without being separated twice and Goliath truck is no match for Kitt with Michael only a Flag truck. Good thing they Garth Knight and Karr Minimates together since they made 2 Michael Knights and 2 Kitts from Minimates why not making an other Garth Knight dressing in black and Karr all black with orange light in a front?
In Knight Rider meets Fast and Furious part 10 Garth Knight finally drives Karr without battling Michael Knight and Kitt but Airwolf since Garth dresses in black perhaps Karr should be in all black instead just half back and white since he was original as Kitt himself before replacing red light in a front to yellow orange. if Garth dresses in white with black shirt Karr can can color white underneath it. and instead of Michael's Kitt Garth's Karr can open the top and cover the back seat. That would make sense this way.
They also made a custom Pop Funko Of Knight Rider Garth Knight& Karr.
Karr's voice by Peter Cullen before Paul Frees the oldest it makes no sense late Paul replaces Peter's voice late he shouldn't been the second voice of Karr he should be the first before Peter since he played the voice of Karr 3000 twice in knight rider 2008. But since Peter played the voice of Karr twice he should stay in alphabetical order before the late Paul the true second voice of Karr 3000 in knight rider 2008.
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