Today's "WHUH?" News...
Anne Rice has apparently found God. In two weeks, under the pseudonym A.N.Roquelaure, Rice will publish her next book, "CHRIST THE LORD: OUT OF EGYPT", a novel about the 7yr old Jesus who's intermittedly aware that he's also God Almighty, narrated by Jesus himself. "I promised," she says, "that from now on I would write only for the Lord." Rice, best known for her erotic Vampire chronicles, says Jesus is "the ultimate supernatural hero... the ultimate immortal of them all." In the book, the child Jesus even meets "a bewitchingly handsome Satan." She plans on "Out of Egypt" to be the first of a trilogy.
Oh god I hope they make this into a movie! Can you imagine?
"Brad Pitt. IS. JESUS!!" hahaha Take Rice's themes of the taboo, occult, eroticisms and general fetish stylings, and slap them all over Jesus. Plus, sprinkle in a dash of how well her previous books-to-film leaps have done, and it would be a downright shame if it wasn't a made-for-tbs-movie!!! You can almost hear the psychotic outraged gasps from the Religious Right leaking through the Space-Time Continuum. If only she'd just go the distance and make Jesus a Vampire.
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"And there came in a flash to me a feeling of understanding everything, everything!... It was time for the blessing. The first prayer we all said together in Jerusalem ... The words were a little different to me. But it was still very good." --excerpt from book
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JIM SNORE!!!!! zzzzzzzz
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
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