RAMBO IV

This is not a joke... John Rambo is returning in RAMBO IV.
*sigh*

Here's a quick overview:
Rambo is now living a reclusive life back home in the U.S.
joke 1: what, living in a retirement community?
joke 2: what, the monks kicked him out now that he's too old to back-alley arena fight for money?
But when a girl goes missing, he is forced to abandon his quiet lifestyle and take justice into his own hands.

er, this sounds more like a job for Seagal than Rambo. WTF?
Maybe the girl (who will most likely be Dakota "Screw Child Labor Laws" Fanning) will be Rambo's neice.... and the kidnapper will be Murdock from Rambo: First Blood Pt II. It all comes (semi)full-circle.

This is ridiculous... Rocky VI, Rambo IV, Terminator III-V... if you're going to make a crappy action sequel, do Cobra II!!!

Or how about Sly and Arnold FINALLY team up in a movie? Let's have the CONTRA movie!!
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start - to Justice!!!
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* pic not actual Rambo IV poster.