SHITTY DIRECTORS

There are a handful of directors I really wish I had the power to ban from making films forever, possibly even banishing them to a deserted island never to be seen again by a film loving society. Why they are given director chairs time after time is beyond me. I suppose they make money is why, so I'd also like to round up those dipshits that keep herding to the theaters and paying to see (thereby supporting and incouraging) these atrocious turds, and toss them onto the island as well.

Those directors, and their crimes against Humanity, are:

1) Stephen Sommers
CRIMES: The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Van Helsing,
[upcoming 2006] Flash Gordon (Blasphemy!!!)

2) Roland Emmerich
CRIMES: Universal Soldier, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow,
The Patriot, [upcoming 2006] King Tut (He did NOTHING historically!! WHY are you making this??).

3) Paul S. Anderson
CRIMES: Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Soldier, AVP (FUCK YOU!!!!!).

4) Michael Bay
CRIMES: Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor.

5) Joel Schumacher
CRIMES: Batman Forever, Batman & Robin.

JIM SMASH!!!!!