LET'S GO CANOEING IN THE CANAL !

Guess what someone found today in Japan's Kawasaki canal?
A freaking Great White Shark!!!!
In a CANAL!

Suddenly, Jaws4: The Revenge isn't QUITE as ridiculous.

...and that top pic - what?!! Great Whites can jump out of the water like that???!!!! Yeah, Nature, Great Whites just weren't scary enough.
How about outfitting them with wings, like in Piranha 2?!

.........with frickin lasers on their heads!!