RUMSFELD GETS CUTE AT PODIUM

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*thanks, Jason!

JASON CAMPBELL STEPS UP

Awwww, yeah!!!
Auburn's old QB JASON CAMPBELL is getting his shot as the REDSKINS are having him start the rest of the season!!!! As you know, I'm both an AUBURN TIGER fan and WASHINGTON REDSKINS fan, so this is freaking awesome news!!!

Can I get a "Warrr Eagle!" from my fellow AU fans?
And can I get a "Hail to the Redskins!" chant from my fellow Skins fans?
Yeah!

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: OJ SIMPSON (AGAIN)

The Juice is back for another JimSmash
"DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY"!!!
and this time he's brought a friend:
The FOX Network.

OJ will star in a two-part interview, "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," in which the fucker discusses "how he would have committed" the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend.

As FOX puts it:
"O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes. In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade."

The interview coincides with OJ's new book "If I Did It."

Fucking despicable.
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This is OJ's 3rd appearance on JimSmash in a negative light.
His 2nd Douchebag of the Day!
1st appearance and 2nd appearance.

NEW MARMIT ALIENS STUFF

Some really really neat new ALIENS merchandise are available now over at Marmit Japan! Check em out: Cpt Dallas, Kane & Alien.

Jimmy must have.
Must. Have.
(XMas Season doth approach, people! *hint-hint*)

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* No Bent-Over Sexual jokes, ok? I've heard em all. *sigh*

THE HOBBITT NEWS

So at the European Media Leaders Summit (London), MGM's chief guru dude, Hary Sloan, talked a bit about THE HOBBIT. He said the plan is for it to be TWO films! The first film would be a direct adaptation of The Hobbit, while the second film would draw from "footnotes and source material connecting 'The Hobbit' with 'Lord of the Rings." He also confirmed that they are indeed in "advanced talks" with Peter Jackson to direct the films. They'd be fucking idiots if they didn't get him. If all goes planned, Production wouldn't even begin until 2008 or 2009. So then add atleast another year or two onto that for post-production, etc, I'd imagine.

STAR WARS HALLOWEEN PICS 2006

Best.
Kid Vader.
Ever.

Click here for more Rebel Scum's HALLOWEEN 2006 fan submissions!

ssSEXXXY!

UNDER-THE-RADAR MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS

Here is a list of movies that may of arrived UNDER THE RADAR. You may have missed them the first time out, but I recommend all of them. All fit within the Sci-Fi/Fantasy genres for the most part.

Load up your Netflix queue and give em a rental!
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GATTACA: This vision of a future of genetic purity is becoming more and more a reality with each passing day. Scary! Ethan Hawke stars and is actually really good in it.

BLOOD OF HEROES: Brutal "sport" with a dog skull in an post-apocalyptic "mad max" world with Rutger Hauer. LOVE this movie!!!!

NIGHTWATCH: Russian movie of the Supernatural battling each other. If you like Supernatural, Vampires and the cool editing of "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels", check this one out. First of a Trilogy in progress.

EQUILIBRIUM: Christian Bale in a cold, sterile future without passion. Oh, and he uses a wicked cool fighting style that incorporates Kung Fu with Gunfighting.

PI: Finding God through Math. Seriously, its quite good!

CUBE: Awesome and Fucked up! If you're not intrigued by the first 10minutes... (...j... and Byron introduced me to this one! Thanks!)

DELICATESSEN: Gorgeously made by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro. French, weird and amazing!

CITY OF LOST CHILDREN: Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro's second outing together!

OLD BOY: Korean. If you liked Memento and/or any Tarantino flicks, you'll dig this.

BATTLE ROYALE: Japan, the near future. The Youth is out of control. Solution? Randomly snag high school classes, dump them on an island and make them kill each other until only one is alive. Great movie.

DARK CITY: What the Wachowski's copied when making The Matrix, often times shot-for-shot. (see earlier JimSmash post)

DARK CRYSTAL: I put this on the list because I run into alot of people who have never seen it. One of my Top 10 favorite movies.

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*As with all Foreign (non-English speaking) films, I cannot stress enough that you MUST watch in the film's original language, with English subtitles turned on.

Friends don't let friends watch dubbed movies!

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS

Remember GARGBAGE PAIL KIDS?!!!
I was into them as a child (3rd grade?)...
Series 2 was where I started collecting, lasting perhaps until Series 4 or 5. Then I left all that kid crap behind and began my growth into the mature adult you know and love today.

Click here to see em all!
Click on the bottom images of Card Packages for each series.

Man, I really wish I still had my GPK cards/stickers! Just looking at those images again makes my teeth hurt from that hard pink gum and my nose hairs burn from the smell of the gum powder. Unfortunately they are now considered "highly collectible" and in order for me to get those series once again, I'll have to shell out some bank. Boooo.
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* The fine folks behind GPK were also the ones behind WACKY PACKS! Those were a bit before my time, but my ever-so-slightly older friends were into them and have actually gone mad crazy with buying the NEW ones they've brought back!

MATRIX RIPPED OFF DARK CITY

Can't remember if I posted this before.....

Click here to see screenshot comparisons between THE MATRIX and DARK CITY. Very interesting how much The Matrix took from Dark City.

NEW HEMAN JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED

Hey, remember back in the early 90s when they tried to relaunch/reinvent HE-MAN? Well, Season 1 is about to be released on DVD!

Yeah, I had tried to forget it, too.
Feel my pain.

RANDOM FIND: YMCA JESUS

STAR WARS VS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

There's also StarTrek/Galactica, StarWars/StarTrek/Galactica/Bablyon5...
.......but they're not as good.

WAL-MART NAZI SHIRTS

Here's the Nazi skull image that Wal-Mart was selling on tshirts. They supposedly pulled the shirts saying they were unaware of the imagery's origins and history (although there are complaints that they are still being sold.....). Wal-Mart became aware of it when Rick Rottman of Maryland (woo! Maryland!) blogged about it (behold the power of the Blog!) on his site "Bent Corner."

If you have no idea what I'm talking about.....
A snippet from Bent Corner:
"The Death's Head symbol was worn by the members of the German Nazi SS. The Totenkopf on the Wal-Mart t-shirt looks very similar to the divisional insignia of the 3rd SS Division Totenkopf. As you can see, It's almost an exact copy. Neo-Nazi's sometimes use the Totenkopf image because it is not as easily identifiable as other Nazi symbols such as the swastika. You might see one of these tattooed on someone's arm while standing in line at Burger King and think it's just an poorly done pirate skull. It's not."

DAVINCI CODE DASUCKS

This is a friendly warning. Tomorrow, THE DAVINCI CODE comes out on dvd. You've probably seen all the advertising for it. Well, don't waste your time (or money) with this movie. Seriously, it was perhaps the worst movie I've seen all year. I would normally be offended by what the filmmakers thought of my intelligence as an audience member, but its so ridiculous and absurd I ended up laughing instead. Do not watch this movie. Read the book if you're that curious.

SIMPSONS MOVIE PROMO

Here is a Promo Piece for THE SIMPSONS MOVIE. I say "promo piece" because this is not a TRAILER at all.... teaser at best...................... ............................. no, its a promo piece.

BATMAN & ROBIN STING

Two policemen dressed as Batman and Robin captured a suspected drugs offender - in a bizarre sting operation. The Dynamic Duo - Sgt Tony Smith and PC Mike Holman - pulled on the superhero outfits in a bid to unsettle the suspected baddies. continued...

KISS VENOM

Supposed Venom footage
from a Spidey3 trailer I haven't seen.
But I've been busy.
Anyone have a link?Anyway, I'm not digging it.
Shocking, right?
Too skinny... looks like the lame comic version
(opposed to the COOL comic version - there's 2)
But, unfortunately, its what I expected.

BAD FOOTBALL WEEKEND

ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Man, this past weekend was NOT a good football weekend for me!!

First, AUBURN got their asses handed to themselves by Georgia!! And then the REDSKINS were pummeled by the Eagles!! WAHH!!!!!!!!

I know Maker was hurting, too... South Carolina didn't do to well, either... although they didn't get slaughtered... but maybe losing by 1 point is more painful....

Group Hug, Everyone!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAKER ! !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

CAPTAIN MAKER Long live the KREE EMPIRE!