Tuesday, March 21, 2006

SCIENTOLOGY VS SOUTH PARK

If you haven't been keeping up with the SCIENTOLOGY VS SOUTH PARK WAR of late, here's an overview:

Last week, Isaac Hayes, a practicing Scientologist and voice of the character Chef, quit South Park after objecting the episode "Trapped in the Closet," which made fun of both Scientology and Tom Cruise. Then, Comedy Central abruptly pulled a repeat of that episode that was scheduled to air Wednesday evening, instead showing an older episode that spotlight Chef. Rumors are now running around that the episode was pulled due to Cruise threatening to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," if it was aired (something he has denied).

Click here to watch the episode, which is fucking hilarious!!!!!

South Park creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone issued this statement in response:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Hahahaha - awesome!
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In related news: Scientology and Tom Cruise are being blamed for a woman’s death.

“Thanks, Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, for your expert advice on mental health,” blasts an ad in LA Weekly. The ad goes on to say that a woman was killed “by the schizophrenic son she was told to treat with vitamins instead of psychiatric care.” The ad refers readers to a Web site, which provides details on the case of Jeremy Perkins, a 28-year-old schizophrenic who stabbed his mother to death. Perkins was a staunch Scientologist and his mother was a counselor in the church — which opposes psychiatry and psychiatric drugs and “believes modern psychiatric medicine derives from an ancient alien civilization’s plot to drug and enslave humanity,” notes the site.

Can't wait for the first real war waged by the Church of Scientology. We need a War Time Scientologist President!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim Jim Jim. Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim. Have you done your research on Scientology? I HAVE. Come on, Jim.

Lisa said...

HILLARIOUS!

Jen said...

HAAA!
Great blog.

But Tom probably thinks you’re "glib"

Mr. Legs said...

Representatives for Issac Hayes have released a statement saying that he suffered a stroke in January, and that is the reason he's unable to continue with the show. I think that the church spun the story that he was quitting due to religious beliefs...which is completely sad and desperate. You can read more at Defamer.com.

Jim said...

Way to bring down the mood, Steve.
:p

spaceJASE said...

Creepy picture.

Mr. Legs said...

Steve? There is no Steve! For this puny mortal shell now hosts the powerful, omnipotent spirit of the dark galactic Lord Xenu! I have come to earth to subjugate the lot of you half witted, hairless monkeys! You will all bow before me once I've activated the countless body thetans that have a strangle hold on your souls! This world is mine you hear me?! YOU ARE ALL MINE!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (and so is Tom Cruise, because no amount of clearance can cure homosexuality) So there! Snap!

Anonymous said...

I wish I was there with those folks dat made the Hail Bop stop when it came by that time!! Maybe all da Scientologists coulda gone for dat ride toooo! *"The reverend Jim Jones.... He lived a full life"... *Robin Williams as Mork From ORK!!