Ok, time to piss off a bunch of people...in regards to the above pic, which is a PHYSICAL FIGHT:
KIRK wins.
Kirk is a proven brawler who has taken down many a foe. Sure, Han landed that hard punch to Lando.... but Lando got back up.
Here's a rundown of other scenarios & outcomes:
BLASTER/PHASER FIGHT: HAN
No debate here: Han is the galactic gunslinger.
PILOTING: HAN
As badass as Kirk is, odds of him successfully navigating through an asteroid field are 3,721 to 1.
STRATEGIC WITS: TIE
My first inclination was to say Kirk because he's the best strategic mind of the Federation. But then I remembered that Han escaped Vader's 2 Star Destroyers and Super Star Destroyer by his scruffy wits.
HOMIE BACKUP: HAN
As much as I love Spock, he wouldn't have a chance against Chewie. Plus, the Vulcan Death Grip doesn't work on Wookiees. I just made that up.
GETTING THE GIRL: TIE: Kirk = Quantity / Han = Quality
OVERALL AWESOME FACTOR: HAN (A New Hope & Empire)
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how does Kirk win win han outscores him
3-1-2
?????
- but yea, Han wins, bc Kirk depends a lot on his crew
:)
let me be the first to say...
"HAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!"
sorry - I meant in regards to the PIC, which was a physical fight. I updated the post. Apologies for any confusion.
To quote "Fanboys"....'Nobody calls Han Solo a b****!'...that includes Capt Kirk! LOL!
You can't discount the "gotcherback" factor in the physical fight. Sure Kirk MIGHT get Han down, but then he'll be beaten to death by Chewie swinging the arms he just ripped out of Spock.
if we are going by the pic, I gotta go with Han and the inevitable "Indy" moment when he pulls his blaster. Brought a knife to a gun fight? For shame Captain K.
yes, because we KNOW Han would shoot first.......
Ha!
...yeah... Kirk may have had to fight some pretty pissed off aliens in hand-to-hand (POORLY; i might add) combat, but that might would give him the edge. idk... Han isn't the most "polished" fighter (neither was Kirk; thinking about how POORLY of a fighter he was!), but he's Correlian and a dirty, scrappy, tough s.o.b.
...and he probably would just pull out his blaster or get Chewie to work Kirk over after Chewie got done w/ Spock. lol
or Leia would say, "i've got MAD Jedi skills; remember? you and Chewie just go hang out. i got this". ;-p
just busting ya nugs, bud; although the overall edge would go to Han, it'd be one hell of an interesting fight. ...would have to put my money on Han w/ a sliiiiiiight advantage. he's just too scrappy.
---signed;
yup; you guessed it... the ball buster again. ;-p lol
hey; keep up the great work & have a great MLK Holiday weekend!
p.s. Han got THE girl while Kirk just got some "not-so-ugly" green-assed alien chick that no one else would dip their stick in. ...same as some random, albeit CUTE, "not-so-terribly-ugly" crew chicks that Kirk got as well. quantity over quality?!?! WHAT KIND OF A FANTASY WORLD IS THIS EXACTLY?!?!? lol
you should seriously modify that one, Jim; Jedi bad-ass who is a Princess or green-assed "kinda doable chicks". ;-p EDGE TO HAN!
---"ME SMASH BALLS". LMAO! ;-p
Well I said "PHYSICAL FIGHT" so you can't introduce "han would just shoot"... if it was INDY, then yes... but yes, Han would do that (cheating scoundrel!). But fist vs fist, Kirk wins. BUT, han would then get some nice sympathy from whatever lady is on his arm and have his boo-boos kissed :)
And like I said, overall Han is better (I mean, he's Han frickin's Solo!). If I was to write a story, Han would come out. But come one, this entire topic is ridiculous and meant for silly geeky stupid fun. Emphasis on stupid :)
You do make a good point about Getting the Girl. I've upated the post with a "Quality vs Quantity" addition.
I really enjoyed reading this article.
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