It can happen to anyone. One second, you're walking down an unpaved country road towards a mysterious light in the sky. The next, an insectoid alien ovidepositor is embracing your face in its iron grip, forcing its fleshy, pulsating delivery tube down your throat. If this scenario sounds familiar, Congratulations! You will be delighted to learn you've acquired three trendy new lifestyle accessories: 1) A conversation-starting living fashion accessory adorning your face, head, and neck;
2) A spellbinding story to tell your more open-minded friends;
3) An alien embryo gestating in your chest cavity.
To ensure a successful gestation period of the new special treasure you're bringing into the world, you're going to want to comply with the following guidelines... CLICK HERE.
*THANKS, JEN!
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