Tuesday, February 20, 2007

VAN DICKHEADS

VAN HALEN is back... sort of. Original bassist Michael Anthony apparently had enough of the two VH brothers and their gigantic egos and left the band, going to play with ex-VH singer Sammy Hagar. To which fucktwat Eddie stated, "They're billing themselves as the other half of Van Halen. My brother is the other half of Van Halen. They're out there playing all my songs. It doesn't bother me. It just makes them a cover band." I guess Van Halen was never a band, it was just two assholes who hired out a singer and bassist.

Anyway, the power of the mighty dollar has brought David Lee Roth back to the band..... again for the... er... I've lost count, time. And replacing Anthony on bass, and ensuring full power of the band, Eddie has brought on his son, WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, to play bass. First, I want to cock punch Eddie for naming his son such a pretentious name. Second, is there anything out there I WOULDN'T rather see than this shitty "reunion" and tour? Maybe Ghost Rider is still playing in the theaters.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sammy Hagar? You mean Sam Hagar from the Montrose band? Their first album was great! Songs like Space Station #5, Rock Candy!
Now that was good 70s rockin metal!
The second album sucked though...

Anonymous said...

you know what's funny? when i first glanced at that picture with "VAN EGO" above those guys, i thought david lee roth was billy bob thornton, and figured it was a spoof movie before i read your post. now that's entertaining.