STAR TREK SHARK JUMPING

Star Trek writers have officially run out of ideas, which is saying something since there hasn't been an original Star Trek story in 20 years! The next rumored Star Trek movie:

Set within the Mirror Universe starring *drum-roll please* Captain Kirk, Picard and Scott Bakula's Archer of "Enterprise". Uggghhhhhhh

Also.... Mirror Universe? Does that mean they'll be sporting evil goatees? Or do I have my Trek knowledge mixed up here? Because seeing Evil Kirk again, especially a 75yr old Shatner doing Evil Kirk, would get me in the theater. hahaha