I wish I still had the picture of me sitting on Santa's lap as a kid. I had metal caps on all of my teeth, and my front teeth were knocked out from an unfortunate encounter with a windowsill, so all you could see were two sharp metalic incisor fangs glimmering when I smiled. I was a 3 year old Jaws from James Bond.So, anyway, in the picture I'm grinning like a freakazoid, and Santa looks truly disturbed. It was hilarous. I turned it into a Christmas card several years back. I wish I still had it. Lost it on one of my many moves.
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