Wednesday, May 27, 2009

TOP 15 LUKE SKYWALKER POSES

A conversation broke out the other day with a coworker regarding MARK HAMILL's unique body language and classic poses in the Star Wars movies.

And so I give you the
TOP 15 LUKE SKYWALKER POSES
(that I could find pics online)


ONE-ARM HANDSTAND POSE
---JEDI SWASHBUCKLER POSE
(aka "MY SISTER IS SMOKIN' POSE")
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REVENGE!!!!!! POSE.
(bent saber!)
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"STEADY, GIRL..." POSE.
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TIGHTEY-WHITEY BACTA TANK POSE.
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LUKE UNLEASHED POSE.
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FAMILY BBQ POSE
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SANDSTORM POSE
(deleted scene)
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PEW-PEW POSE!!!
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"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!" POSE
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DAGOBAH CRASH LANDING POSE.
---HOLY CRAP! GREEN LIGHTSABER POSE!
(recall the 1st time you saw this... pre-prequels)
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BESPIN COCKY POSE.
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CLOUD CITY SNEAK POSE.
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LIVING AT HOME SUCKS POSE.
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*JimSmash! returns from vacation June 15th

Monday, May 25, 2009

VACATION TIME ! !

JIMSMASH WILL BE SEMI-INACTIVE
FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS!

HOWEVER, CHECK IN OCCASIONALLY
AS I HAVE SOME "TOP-10" POSTS READY
TO ENTERTAIN YOU DURING MY ABSENCE!

ALSO, WHAT A PERFECT TIME TO VISIT THE ARCHIVES
AND VIEW JIMSMASHES OF YESTERYEAR!

JIMSMASH WILL RETURN TO ITS REGULAR POSTING
MONDAY, JUNE 15TH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALIEN ! !


May 25, 1979 - ALIEN debuts theatrically.

(*found pic by nukomod)

Friday, May 22, 2009

PLUSH TAUN TAUN WITH LUKE ! !

NO MARKINGS ON MY STORMTROOPERS, PLEASE

This is an exclusive bust from Gentle Giant. I can accept the colored markings on the Clone Troopers because they reside in the Prequels, which are glorified fan films from the nightmarescape. But please keep them off the classic Stormtroopers, goddamnit!

This reminds me of that April Fool's post by Andrew on "Be Still My Blog Of War", where he showed apparent screen grabs from the then-upcoming 30th Anniverary Star Wars DVD release:
(Bastard got me good that year)

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: COSMIC DEBRIS ETC

Last december I did a quick post pointing out the similarities between the 1978 children's book character ROSAMOND and the 1991 Hot Topic Fav EMILY THE STRANGE:
....it appears that the goth girl character EMILY is a pretty hard ripoff of ROSAMOND, a "strange girl" in the 1978 children's book Nate the Great and the Lost.

The similarities are uncanny:
Emily and Rosamond both have long black hair.
Emily and Rosamond both have a very pale complexion.
Emily and Rosamond both have 4 black cats.
Emily and Rosamond both wear white mary janes.
Emily and Rosamond both are referred to as “strange”.

from ROSAMOND (1978):
Rosamond did not look
hungry or sleepy.
She looked like she always looks.
Strange.

from EMILY THE STRANGE (1991):
Emily didn't look
tired or happy.
She looked like
she always looks.
Strange.
Cosmic Debris Etc, the publishing company of "Emily The Strange" is suing the creators of "Rosamond". They claim their 'Emily the Strange' character "does not infringe on Marjorie Sharmat's and Marc Simont's "Nate the Great" copyrights. Cosmic Debris asks that the defendants be restrained from recovering damages regarding Emily, and that they be prohibited from claiming that Emily infringes on their work." (link)

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's like Greg Land suing Hustler, Vogue and Muscle Mag.

Unbelievable.

BOBA FETT PROMO AD

Rocket Firing Backpack!

TASTY CAKES: AT-AT & THE FALCON

My birthday is in 2 weeks....

REMEMBER WHEN TERMINATOR WAS AWESOME?

(The 1st TERMINATOR is still my favorite)

FETISH FRIDAY: FEMTAURS

People scare me. They really, really do.

("Femtaurs" coined by JimSmash!... as far as I know)

Thursday, May 21, 2009

DR DOOM IS NOW AN IDIOT

This is an excerpt from THOR #601. I am no longer going to buy Thor. I grow tired of Marvel writing all their characters like 13 yr old teenie-boppers. Current Marvel makes Jimmy sad.

MOTU CLASSIC: WEBSTOR

WEBSTOR has always been one of my favorite He-Man figures, so it pleases me ever-so that he has been announced as the next Masters of the Universe CLASSICS figure. He'll be available only at MattyCollector.com in September 2009. I may have to pick this one up.

GOD HATES ME: ALIENS/CAMERON AT THE AERO

Maaan, not only is the Aero Theater (Santa Monica) showing ALIENS in 70mm when I'll be out of town..... but JAMES CAMERON is going to be there, too!

SERIOUSLY, GOD.....WTF?!!!

(Don't get too excited - the Screening of Woe is already sold out)

*The Abyss will also be shown.

GIANT ALIEN KIT I WOULD KILL FOR


ChrisA sent this to me.... he posts on theHiveForum:
Here's something that I know you guys are gonna like.

This beauty debuted at Wonderfest.

Sculpted by Sky W in Hong Kong, this is being released here in the US by my friend Mark D. at NIGHTMARE COLLECTIBLES.

I was able to score the first piece (thanks Mark) and let me tell ya, pics don't do this justice. It's absolutely amazing in person.

This ginormous kit clocks in at 40"H X 14"W X 24"D!
Although, I think it's actually taller than 40"

The head, torso, and base are hollow cast to save on weight and shipping costs.
All the parts are keyed, which makes assembly a breeze.

The price for this is $450 plus $160 air shipment or $100 surface.
Which is a STEAL for a piece this size.


But, if Mark can get 7 pre-orders, the price drops to $400 plus the shipping cost.
Ya just can't beat that!

If anyone is interested in ordering, contact Mard D. here: mjdz4@msn.com

I cannot stress this enough - SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME!
(my birthday is in 3 weeks)

RANDOM FIND: CTHULHU APPLES

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

TUESDAY COSPLAY: GATCHA....er...MAN?

RAVAGE FLASH DRIVE OF AWESOMETRON

Available September 2009.
They run about $40-45.
I want one!

Monday, May 18, 2009

STAN BUSH'S NEW "THE TOUCH"


Stan Bush's remix of "Sam's Theme" from Michael Bay's Transformers.... set to the lyrics of "The Touch"!!!

Ditch the rapping -or keep but with Linkin Park- and you know what you have? Nooo, not that (ya bunch of smartasses)... I'm talkin' END CREDITS, baby!

Who's with me?......... anyone?.........*cricket cricket*...........hello?.....

and here's his original from 1984's Transformers: The Movie:

Classic!!!

STAR TREK FLAT

via Film Drunk:
After his wife left him,Tony Alleyne set out to create the ultimate bachelor pad, painstakingly turning his flat into a Star Trek set. He started the project in 1999 and completed it in 2004, but then decided to give the flat a Star Trek: Voyager make-over. “I have always considered that of all the Starfleet ships, Voyager is, in terms of interior, the luxury liner of the galaxy."

I love that I'm shocked by his quote, not the fact he converted his entire apartment into a Star Trek Set.

NEW-KIRK'S DADDY IS THOR

Yep, Marvel has finally cast THOR and its Chris Hemsworth who just played Young Kirk's father in JJAbrams' Star Trek. (via Variety)

Hmm, not who I was hoping for. Don't get me wrong, he was fantastic in Star Trek. But I'm not sure he can pull off a NORSE GOD who is the SON OF ODIN- in physical stature, attitude and overall presence. I guess we'll find out in 2011 when the film comes out.

Oh, he's also going to be in the remake (sigh) of RED DAWN playing Patrick Swayze's character.

Friday, May 15, 2009

HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!

This dude had his eyeballs tattooed blue. (link)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

BIG OL' FLASH GORDON POSTER

I want this.

OLD STAR TREK LOOKING LIKE NEW STAR TREK ! !


Ha, awesome.

*I've been receiving emails requesting a JJ Trek movie review...
I'm slammed with work this week.... so will try to post a review next week...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

CELEBRITY STAR WARS PHOTOSHOP

*Click Image to Enlarge*

Rowen Atkinson photoshop'd into ANYTHING
is nothing short of pure comedic genius.

(Have I posted these images already?)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS ! ! !

Monday, May 11, 2009

KICKASS STAR WARS FAN ART

speaking of Star Wars.....
by "ornicar"

DEATH STAR DESTROYS THE ENTERPRISE

Due to overwhelming email demand, here ya go:
Ya know, years ago I'd laugh at this and proudly wave my little Star Wars flag with stupid glee. But after the Prequels... yeahhh... sorry Star Wars.... you simply no longer have enough legitimacy to dog others. Once again, thank you George Lucas.

*thanks, everyone!

LA TIMES AND ALIEN

Yesterday the LA Times ran a fun "Top Worst Movie Moms" on their site. Number 7 was the Alien Queen.

I don't know what's more insulting here - that the image is of an Alien Drone (NOT the Queen) or that the image is from fucking ALIEN: RESURRECTION? I'm going with a TIE on this one.

Seriously, you'd think the person in charge of 'Entertainment' in the goddamn LA Times would know better. I mean, at the very least do a google search for "Alien Queen" - oh, that's what it looks like. Idiots.

Sad and pathetic on my end, yes.
But it drives me nuts nonetheless.

*previous, related In Need of Serious Therapy Alien post.

"GREAT SHOWDOWNS", BY SCOTT CAMPBELL

*thanks, Jason!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Saturday, May 09, 2009

NEMESIS ANONYMOUS

JimSmash Reader PAUL KELLY shared with me his recently completed film for the 48 hour film project. It's about an AA type of group, only for failed super villains.

Paul writes:
This is our entry into the Boston 2009 edition of the 48 Hour Film Project.

We had 48 hours to write, shoot and edit a 4-7 minute movie that included the following elements:

Genre: Surprise Ending
Character: Marty or Mary Quinzani, Second-in-Command
Prop: a magnet
Line of Dialogue: "Yes! I mean, I hope so."
I love TERROR MAGNET.... holy crap, that's Paul Kelly!

Thanks for sharing!

Friday, May 08, 2009

THE ONION: NEWS REPORT ON NEW STAR TREK


Ok, this is hilarious.

But its also a bit frustrating because while they're absurd at moments, the Fans do have a few valid points.

I know I'm about to sound like a ridiculous, jaded Trekkie nerd here ("The buildings are too tall!!!"), but please bare with...

Star Trek isn't solely about Action - it has overlaying themes and messages about Society, pro-intelligence and an optimistic view of the Future.

Hey, I'm all for adding more action to Trek, but not at the expense of losing Gene's message and becoming just another generic sci-fi popcorn flick "loosely based on..." Star Trek is more than just space ships, phasers and aliens. While it does have action/adventure, it is not about action/adventure. It's what set it apart from all the other science fiction and keeps it relevant today, 35+years later. There's room for both cerebral themes, scenes & dialogue AND kickass action. If you want mindless action, go to a Monster Truck rally - you might get lucky and see Truckasaurus!

Two things in the promo tour have caused a raised eyebrow...

1) In the trailer, Captain Pike describes Starfleet as "A Peacekeeping Armada". Wait, what? I thought they were explorers, scientists and astronauts seeking out new life and new civilizations. When did they become the U.N.?

2) In a CNN interview, Chris Pine (new Kirk) says, "You look at the bridge of the Enterprise, and it's a veritable United Nations of colors, races and sexes.... What a wonderful thing to look at a bunch of people working together against one common enemy that's out there."

Gene's optimistic future was not one of "United Against Another"... it was "United in Exploration and Learning"... of moving FORWARD, TOGETHER into a better, brighter future.

The reason for the eyebrow raises mentioned above is that those two reasons give me the impression the meaning and relevance of Star Trek has been lost with the writers, director and actors.

My fear is they're replacing Star Trek with Galactica. I'm going to see the film sunday night and am really looking forward to it! I'm going in with a very open mind and truly hope it kicks as much as as everyone around me is saying (both life-long diehard Trekkies and Non). I just hope they've stayed true to what made Star Trek awesome in the first place, while keeping it new and fresh for the 21st Century.

Regardless, it can't be any worse than the past 20+ years of Trek, can it?

STAR TREK: TOP 5 WORST CASTING (MOVIES)

CHRISTIAN SLATER (Undiscovered Country)
He makes a quick cameo as an Ensign who wakes up Captain Sulu to tell him something.

KIM CATRELL (Undiscovered Country)
I love Kim Catrell... but a great Vulcan she is not. Maybe it was the silly hair with chopped-off sideburns.

KURTWOOD SMITH (Undiscovered Country)
Make no mistake, Kurtwood is a badass - he killed Robocop, never forget that. But as the Federation President, he's ridiculous looking.... the silly glasses don't help either.

KIRSTIE ALLEY (Wrath of Khan)
She has the eyebrows, but I never liked her as Saavik. Maybe because I was a Cheers fan and couldn't look past that.

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD (Search For Spock)
No disrespect to Mr. Lloyd, but he's one of the last people I'd pick to be the main Klingon badass to fight Kirk and kill his only son. He's DOC for crying out loud!

*Dishonorable Mention: Michael Dorn (Undiscovered Country) as Worf's grandfather representing Kirk & McCoy on trial? Really, was this necessary? Was George Lucas involved in this story?
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Wow, 4 from "Undiscoverd Country"...
Mary Jo Slater is credited for "Casting".

FETISH FRIDAY: STAR TREK EROTICA

Believe me, the above pics are TAME compared to some of the scary stuff I found while researching. I...I can't get them out of my head! GAH!!!!
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...and don't forget Hustler's new porno "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"
Trailer (It's safe for work):


and SexyTrek fan porno site (NSFW!!)

TOP 10 STAR TREK EPISODES

Here are my TOP 10 STAR TREK EPISODES.....
off the top of my head and in no particular order:


SPACE SEED
Everyone loves "Wrath of Khan". Well this is where he first showed up! Sweet.
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LET THAT BE YOUR LAST BATTLEFIELD
"It is obvious to the most simpleminded that Lokai is of an inferior breed." "The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself." "Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me!" "You're black on one side and white on the other." "I am black on the right side." "I fail to see the significant difference." "Lokai is white on the right side. All of his people are white on the right side."
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BALANCE OF TERROR
This essentially boils down to a kickass submarine movie in space, with 2 "blind" captains out thinking and out maneuvering each other. Plus, you not only get to see Romulans for the 1st time, but the Romulan captain is portrayed by the delightful MARK LENARD who later portrays SAREK, Spock's father.
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THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES
Classic fun episode that has a great bar fight scene with Scotty, Chekov & Crew against Klingons. Who threw the first punch?!:

(0:00-3:25)
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THE GAMESTERS OF TRISKELION
Brains in jars with gambling addictions forcing the crew to fight in a gladiator arena with awesome "Barbarella" guards.
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THE ENEMY WITHIN
A transporter malfunction splits Kirk into 2 beings; the Ego and Super Ego. Crazy Shatner at his finest! Plus you get that hilarious space dog with the horn, antennas and funky spine!
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THE CAGE/THE MENAGERIE
"The Cage" is the pilot episode with Captain Pike (yay Pike!). Later, 'The Cage" was integrated into the Kirk era Trek for "The Menagerie" where we see Pike's tragic fate. Man, Pike got fucked up!
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AMOK TIME
Fantastic gladiator fighting between Kirk and Spock.... and don't forget the music!

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CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER
Written by Harlan Ellison, many fans say this is the all-time favorite episode (I personally disagree). Kirk, Spock and a crazy McCoy travel back in time to WWII era America where McCoy screws up the timeline. Sounds cheezie, but its one of the more dramatic episodes. Guest stars Joan Collins.
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THE ARENA
Kirk fights a Gorn Captain!! Yeah!!
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MIRROR MIRROR
Dark dopplegangers from a parallel dimension! Plus Mirror Spock has a killer fu manchu, and Mirror Uhura is super foxy.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

SPOCK SPOOLS

This is an upside down tapestry of 1,102 colored thread spools. When looked at through a glass ball, the combination of hanging spools is flipped and condensed, depicting Spock. By Devorah Sperber. (source)

2009 HALLMARK ORNAMENTS

It's May, but this is the time of year when Hallmark releases images of this year's Christmas Ornaments. Above are a few I flagged for JimSmash:

Robbie The Robot, Swedish Chef vs Mexican Lobsters, Klingon Battle Cruiser, Mr. Plow, Vegas, Galaga, Ecto-1, Han Stormtrooper, Eddie's RV, Indy & Idle, Luke & Speed Cruiser and um, Fucked Up Captain Pike from The Menagerie.... which every Christmas Tree needs to brighten the spirit.

And in keeping with "Star Trek Week", here's some previous Star Trek ornaments:I picked up 1991 (60s Enterprise), 1992 (Shuttle) and 1996 (Romulan BOP). But unfortunately missed out on the Klingon BOP. Damnit! I didn't even know about the 2005 Enterprise - hello, ebay. Anyone know what 2008's was? WAS there a 2008 ship ornament?

STAR TREK WEEK: T-SHIRT OF THE DAY

STAR TREK WEEK: RATING THE MOVIES

Here's a rundown of the STAR TREK movies (original crew/cast) in order of my own personal preference; 6 being the worst, 1 being the bestest!):

6) THE FINAL FRONTIER (PT V)
* THE GOOD: The crew are back in the Enterprise - a new version. Kirk vs God!

* THE BAD: Everything else. Don't even bother with this one.

* THE UGLY: "Row-row-row your boat, gently down the stream...."

and I swear that Asskicker Female Klingon is Ma'am, Webster's foster mom:
....ahem, moving on....
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5) THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK (PT III)
* THE GOOD: Young Spock! Sexy Saavik ! Teenage Spock & Sexy Saavik doing it Vulcan style! Klingon Bird of Prey! Kirk's son gets stabby-stabbed to death! And sexy female Klingon, Valkris!

* THE BAD: Chrisopher Lloyd as the main Klingon villain? Really?

* THE UGLY: Klingon Pooch.
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4) THE VOYAGE HOME (PT IV)
* THE GOOD: Overall story is fun with some truly funny parts; "Where are your nuclear vessels?" Oh, and the brilliant part - while very dated, it totally works because they time-travel back to 1986! It's so accurate!

* THE BAD: They ham it up a bit too much. Plus it's all set in 1986; no space ships. no aliens. Just smog and bad hair.

* THE UGLY: Spock's white bathrobe and matching sweat band over his ears.
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3) THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (PT VI)
* THE GOOD: Cool mythos development; the New World order and the Fear of Change it brings with it. Plus, a crazy patch-wearing Klingon captain in a Bird of Prey, and floating pink Klingon blood in anti-grav!

* THE BAD: In 2 of the 3 versions out there, you have the "Scooby Doo Ending". Ugh.

* THE UGLY: Tie between Imon & Shatner kissing, and Valeris' hair.
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2) THE MOTION PICTURE (PT I)
* THE GOOD:The Motion Picture transcends "Star Trek" itself and becomes an awesome stand-alone science-fiction film. It's Star Trek all grown up and with a big budget.

* THE BAD:A bit slow-paced for the Masses who need an action scene every 10-min with stuff blowin' up real good.

* THE UGLY: New uniforms - apparently crewmembers don't wear underwear and the Enterprise is unfortunately a Sausagefest.
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1) THE WRATH OF KHAN (PT II)
* THE GOOD: It has almost everything you want in a Trek flick; magnificant villain, kickass space battles, Kirk being a badass, etc.

* THE BAD: While absolutely awesome, it is here the series gets "dumbed down" a bit. I argue you can have both smarts and action. A combination of Motion Picture and Khan would be perfect.

* THE UGLY: Me crying at the end, every single time. "The Ship...... out of danger?... The needs of the many outweigh [Kirk:" ....the needs of the few..."] .....or the one. I have been and always shall be your friend." *tear*

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Star Trek Week:
Wednesday: Found Trek Meets Wars
Tuesday: Tuesday Cosplay: Trekkies!
Tuesday: Stuff to Have
Monday: Favorite Enterprises


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*Generations is not listed because a)It's more of a Next Generation movie, b)Kirk goes out like a chump...both times! and c)The movie sucked.

MORE GIJOE COMBAT HEROES

Here's a new batch of Combat Heroes set to be released. I've desaturated/decontrasted the ones destined to my trash can. Here's he rundown:

  • Gung-Ho & Cobra Commander
  • Lady Jaye & Major Bludd
  • Shipwreck & Crimson Guard
  • Snake Eyes & Cobra Viper

  • I'm compelled to buy these stupid fuckers. I simply lack the strength to fight it. My previous post.

    WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED: TRANSPORT BENCH

    Oh man, this is going to look so awesome next to "Luke's Ladder!"

    Wednesday, May 06, 2009

    SPIDEY IS MULTI-TALENTED

    100 GREAT MOVIE LINES IN 200 SECONDS


    I changed "Best" to "Great" to avoid any arguing.

    STAR TREK WEEK: FOUND TREK MEETS WARS


    Star Trek Week:
    Tuesday: Tuesday Cosplay: Trekkies!
    Tuesday: Stuff to Have
    Monday: Favorite Enterprises

    HOTH SPEEDER BIKE PATROL ?

    via RebelScum:
    "The Rebels establish Echo Base on the cold and inhospitable planet of Hoth. When an Imperial probe droid locates the base, Darth Vader"s Death Squadron arrives with AT-AT walkers, snowtroopers and scout troopers, who pour over icy landscape to attack the valiant Rebels. As large weapons blast the base, scout troopers provide mobile reinforcements for the invading stormtroopers."

    "S
    cout Trooper are made up of the body of 2006's VTSC Biker Scout and the arms of 2007's VTAC Imperial Stormtrooper (Hoth Battle Gear). These Scout troopers wear special armor designed for the cold climate. They patrol the area on speeder bikes to keep track of the Rebels' movements."
    Don't forget to buy your HOTH SKI PATROL beanie!

    PERIODIC TABLE OF SUPERHEROICS

    *Click image to enlarge*
    (source)

    Tuesday, May 05, 2009

    NEW MARVEL STATUES: HULKS & MAN-THING

    I'd like to see a "HULK THROUGH THE AGES" set of statues... on my shelf. Gray Hulk, Green Rampaging Hulk, Long Haired Hulk, McFarlane Gray Hulk, Mr. Fixit, I guess Smart Hulk... then the Planet Hulk and Maestro; a neat exploration of his road to Damnation.
    I included the MAN-THING statue cause it's neat.

    RANDOM FIND: OBEY M.O.D.O.K.

    TUESDAY COSPLAY: TREKKIES !

    Spock is freakin' awesome.

    But not as awesome as the dude on the floor eating the candy bar!

    STAR TREK WEEK: STUFF TO HAVE

    Classic Tricorder, Phaser and Communicator!
    These are toy replicas, available now!
    ---
    Romulan Ale Energy Drink
    (whoa, I just posted about alcoholic Romulan Ale)
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    Red Shirt!
    ---
    and Star Trek Uniforms!
    Haven't you heard?
    Star Trek is apparently SEXY COOL now.
    ---Captain's Chair Replica!
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    Old School Enterprise Bridge Wall Mural!
    (hate to admit it, but I want one. DON'T JUDGE!)

    THOR: THE FROG GOD OF THUNDER

    That's right, because you demanded it....
    Bowen Designs has made a FROG THOR mini-bust.

    PAC MAN (REMI GAILLARD)

    TERMINATOR 5 PLOT? PLEASE FUCKING BE JOKING.

    Terminator Salvation director McG tells Film Journal:

    "I strongly suspect the next movie is going to take place in a [pre-Judgment Day] 2011," McG reveals. "John Connor is going to travel back in time and he's going to have to galvanize the militaries of the world for an impending Skynet invasion. They've figured out time travel to the degree where they can send more than one naked entity. So you're going to have hunter killers and transports and harvesters and everything arriving in our time and Connor fighting back with conventional military warfare, which I think is going to be f*cking awesome. I also think he's going to meet a scientist that's going to look a lot like present-day Robert Patrick [who famously played the T-1000 in Terminator 2], talking about stem-cell research and how we can all live as idealized, younger versions of ourselves."

    Well, I think I'm going to pass on McG's Terminator trilogy.
    No thanks, that sounds like dog poop.

    DOM DeLUISE PASSED AWAY

    Aw man.... DOM DeLUISE passed away last night, at the age of 75.

    Dom was freakin' hysterical and filled my childhood (and adulthood!) with tears of laughter. I'm really bummed at this news. Thank you for all the smiles, Dom!

    My favorite Dom DeLuise movies that I will always remember him for:

    BLAZING SADDLES
    HISTORY OF THE WORLD PT 1
    THE MUPPET MOVIE
    FATSO
    SMOKEY & THE BANDIT II
    CANNONBALL RUN I and II
    THE SECRET OF NIMH
    JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
    AMAZING STORIES
    SPACEBALLS

    Monday, May 04, 2009

    NARIN'S BAD BLOOD PREDATOR KIT

    It's nice to see a kickass Predator kit that does not involve ALIENS being dissed. Now let's see an ALIEN standing over the mangled bodies of Predators who thought they could somehow kill an Alien. (source)

    Oh, and I'm assuming his kit is based on the "old" Dark Horse Comic mini-series "PREDATOR: BAD BLOOD":

    *other Narin posts

    STAR TREK WEEK: FAVORITE ENTERPRISES

    With JJAbrams' STAR TREK debuting at week's end, I thought I'd do a small "STAR TREK WEEK" here on JimSmash - just some quick, simple posts throughout the week.

    For today's post, here are some of my favorite ENTERPRISES:

    USS Enterprise NCC-1701
    (TV Series)
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    USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Refit
    (Motion Picture/Wrath of Khan/Search For Spock)
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    USS Enterprise NCC-1701 A
    (Star Trek V, VI)
    ---USS Enterprise NX-01
    (TV show 'Enterprise')
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    USS Enterprise NCC-1701
    (Fan Made)

    R2-D2 BACKPACK

    You can buy one HERE.

    GREG LAND STILL TRACING PORN?

    * thanks, onefinemess!

    So how long until we see Greg Land trace Wolverina?

    [pic from Uncanny X-Men #509]
    Previous Greg Land Tracing Porn?

    Friday, May 01, 2009

    FETISH FRIDAY 2: WOLVERINA

    (part of "Wolverine Week" on JimSmash)

    WOLVERINE WEEK: SABRETOOTH

    Ya can't have Logan without Creed.
    So here's some cool SABRETOOTH pics.

    Like Wolverine, I prefer the earlier Sabretooth;
    1980s... & some 90s; Jim Lee, Phalanx & Age of Apocalypse.

    Wolverine Week:
    Friday: Sabretooth Pics
    Friday: Found Wolverine Photoshop
    Friday: Memorable Fan Art
    Friday: Must Reads
    Thursday: Other garb, bub
    Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
    Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
    Monday: In Costume

    IRON MAN ARMORY

    A teaser image of IRON MAN 2 has been released, check it out.

    One of the things I loved about Iron Man was his kickass ARMORY full of past-present-future Iron Man suits, including unused prototypes. This image makes me giddy for the movie franchise's future. Come on "Armor Wars"!!

    and check out these concept designs for WAR MACHINE and IRON MAN. Dunno if they're for the first film, sequel or both...

    WEINER MOBILE ! ! !

    Almost forgot.... on my way into work this morning, I passed by the Oscar Mayer WEINER MOBILE in traffic! Check out that quick "from the hip" camera phone framing!

    FOUND WOLVERINE PHOTOSHOP

    STAR TREK SLOT MACHINE PICS

    *thanks, Anonymous!

    WOLVERINE WEEK: MEMORABLE FANART

    (pics found online)

    Wolverine Week:
    Friday: Must Reads
    Thursday: Other garb, bub
    Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
    Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
    Monday: In Costume

    RANDOM FIND: CHEWBACCA'S HIGH SCHOOL PHOTO

    SNATCH WARS


    Brick Top as Darth Vader!
    (sigh, Special Edition Jango-Boba Fett voice? boooooo)

    * Found on Andrew's site!

    FETISH FRIDAY: SABRETOOTH'S HOUSE OF LEATHER


    (pic found on Rotten Tomatoes' photoshop forum)

    WOLVERINE WEEK: MUST-READS

    Before I get to the Must-Read list, above is another sweet Wolverine Pic I wish I had included in Monday's post. It's from the X-Men Vs Fantastic Four mini-series in the '80s. Sweet.

    Ok, onto the "MUST READS"!

    The below list are what I refer to as "The Wolverine Bible". While they may not include ALL of Wolverine's great stories, they are what I consider to be the essential reads that form and define the character.

    Please note the lack of "Origin" on the list.

    Jim's WOLVERINE MUST READ LIST:

    * WOLVERINE #10 (1989)
    To me, this is 'Origin'. It's Wolverine's birthday which he spends remembering years back, on his birthday, when Sabretooth brutally murdered his love, Silver Fox. This is pre-claws (pre-retcon) era set in the 1800s, and it was a first glimpse at just how old these two characters are and the rich history they share. Plus, you see how scary and overpowering Sabretooth really is. LOVE this issue!!!
    (collected in Wolverine Classics Vol 1)
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    * MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS #72-84 (1991)
    "WEAPON X" storyline! For me, this is "Origin Part II". See how Logan was turned into Weapon X (against his Will, mind you) and given his adamantium! Barry Windsor-Smith knocks it out of the park with this one.
    (available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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    * UNCANNY X-MEN #109 /ALPHA FLIGHT #17 (1984)
    Alpha Flight comes gunning for the X-Men to reclaim their property: WEAPON X, ie Wolverine! It's a nice touchstone for that era of Wolverine's past before the X-Men. And ya gotta pick up the Alpah Flight issue (flashback) simply for John Byrne's homage cover to Dave Cockrum's UXM #109!
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    * CLASSIC X-MEN #10 (1989)
    For the back-up story "Tag, Sucker!" where Sabretooth stalks, hunts and taunts Wolverine through the city, ending with Sabretooth ripping Wolverine's throat out. Essential Wolverine/Sabretooth relationship short story.
    (Collected in X-Men: Vignettes)
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    * WOLVERINE (4-issue mini-series/1982)
    "I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice."
    By Chris Claremont & Frank Miller. People always refer to Logan's "Japan Days". Well here you go. This is where Logan evolved from "jerkoff crazy berserker" to "Ronin".... (with a berserker rage).
    (available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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    *UNCANNY X-MEN #172-173 (1983)
    Silver Samurai, Logan's Wedding, and a great team-up with Rogue before she was the confused cheesecake southern bell. Plus sicky-sick Paul Smith art!( Quasi-semi-partial sequel to Claremont/FMiller's series above).
    (Collected in Uncanny X-Men: From The Ashes)
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    * WOLVERINE/KITTY PRYDE (6-issue mini-series/1984)
    This is consider to be the "sequel" to that Claremont/FMiller series. This time, Kitty Pryde gets some ninja training. People always seem to forget she's a badass fighter. Weird.
    (available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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    * UNCANNY X-MEN #132-134 (1980)
    These are part of the "Dark Phoenix Saga" story, but its in these 3 issues you see Wolverine shine as he tears his way through the Hellfire Club. The classic "Sewer Moment" is in this arc.
    (Collected in Uncanny X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga)
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    * UNCANNY X-MEN #141-142 (1981)
    "Days of Future Past", horrific possible future with a fantastic Wolverine death scene at the hands of a Sentinel! It also showed that the "loner" Wolverine was still a fighting X-MAN in the future... dig those gray temples!
    (Collected in Uncanny X-Men: Days of Future Past)
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    * UNCANNY X-MEN #210-213 (1986/7)
    Mutant Massacre in the Morlock Tunnels. This is where Claremont really brought Sabretooth into the X-Fold. Sabretooth vs Wolverine! You'll see why Sabretooth is to be feared!
    (Collected in Uncanny X-Men: Mutant Massacre)

    Click HERE for additional Wolverine recommendations!

    Wolverine Week:
    Thursday: Other garb, bub
    Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
    Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
    Monday: In Costume