HUMANITY MUST BE STERILIZED

That's it. Civilization must head. Praise be Galactus, come consume us all for we are unworthy.

Check it: The contemplative poems of William Wordsworth have drawn lovers of literature to England's peaceful Lake District for two centuries. But in an effort to make the region's most famous poet more relevant to a younger audience, local tourism officials have released a rap version of Wordsworth's 200-year-old classic of Romantic verse: I wandered lonely as a cloud. The reworking manages to "stay true to the original sentiment with some slight variation of the lyrics", Cumbria Tourism insisted. Accompanying the hip-hop theme on its website is a video featuring "MC Nuts" - a giant dancing red squirrel.

The spokesman said: "Wordsworth's Daffodils poem has remained unchanged for 200 years and to keep it alive for another two more centuries we wanted to engage the YouTube generation who want modern music and amusing video footage on the web. (new video, original poem)

The opening paragraph, memorised by schoolchildren around the globe, is now changed to: "I wandered lonely along as if I was a cloud/ That floats on high over vales and hills/ When all at once I looked down and saw a crowd/ And in my path there was a host of golden daffodils so check it."

I want to weep.
Fuck it, let's just slaughter all our classic literature and turn them into pop-up books. The kids will love em and kids know best.

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