TREKKIE WOES

Tony Alleyne turned his apartment into the Star Trek Starship Voyager! He started transforming his apartment after his wife left him (shocking!) when he replaced the refrigerator with a 'wrap coil'. The apartment is located in Hinckley, Leics, has moulded walls, touch-panel blue lighting, and a command console. He even built a life-size model of the show's transporter room with reshaped windows to look like portholes and set up vertical lights to give the illusion of being beamed up. Tony at one time had the apartment for auction on eBay for $2 million but had no luck in selling. Tony maxed out 14 credit cards accumulating £100,000 in debt. His goal was to lure other Trekkies to pay him to convert their homes into Geek Pads. Now, Tony is bankrupt. That's what you get for choosing the fucking VOYAGER, dumbass!! Hehehe. Seriously, though... Star Trek can be cool and all, but get a grip people! Sheesh.

Now, if anyone is able and willing to convert parts of our house into an Alien Hive, email me.