"Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors! Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience."WTF?? Where to begin here. First off, when the hell did Seagal become a "herbal specialist"? And secondly, the flavor is called "Asian Experience"??? Do I dare imagine what flavor he's put into that can?
I can't help but be slightly offended by this. And by "offended", I mean "annoyed".
Seagal, bud... I know you dig Asian cultures. But you are NOT Asian. I'm sorry. We are flattered you stopped by, but you've overstayed your welcome. Please move along. Move along.....
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It's okay, Jim. I'm an asian "wannabe"
: )
hehehe.
I can't say I blame everyone. We are pretty cool. ;)
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