HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I lived in Savannah, GA for 3 unholy long years. That place is weirder than weird, man. Have you seen "Midnight In The Garden of Good & Evil"? It showed a weird side to Savannah and they actually captured it pretty nicely, albeit only slightly. Remember that short-lived show in the 90's "Eerie Indiana" where crazy weird stuff always happened? Well, Savannah is that, only a shithole as well. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah - HOUSTON. (sorry, its been a long day). Anyway, over the past several years as I skim through online news sites, I've noticed that weird fuckedup shit is always coming from Houston, TX. Seriously, that place is messed up and dangerous! And I lived in Savannah and now reside in Los Angeles, man! Check this out - some Houston news articles from this week on their website:

**warning, some are depressing!**

*Officer Shoots & Kills Girl, 16, Threatening Suicide.
*Man Finds Mom Dead With Belt Around Neck.
*Plastic Surgery Mistakes Leave Patients Scarred.
*4 Men From 2 Organizations Plead Guilty To Sex Trafficking.
*Woman Accused of Stabbing Child's Eye With Needle Arrested.
*Boy, 6, Witnesses Man Shoot Mother, Self.
*Truck Slams Into Southwest Houston Restaurant.
*26 Goats Fatally Shot at Point Blank Range.
*Elevator Inspector Falls to Death In Shaft.
*METRO Driver Stabbed Over $2 Bus Fare.
*and there was SIX articles, THIS week, about horrible children deaths, all under 3yrs old. Fucked up.

Wow, what a week! So folks, please, avoid Houston if you can. Jeezus.

Click here to get your daily fucked up news from Houston! At this point, its almost become entertainment.
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*I apologize to any Houstoners who are offended by this. And freaking God speed to your endurance in that looneybin of a city! Take care of yourself!