Friday, February 10, 2012

DARTH TREKKIE


I made this just for You.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

the coolest Star Trek ever will be! IMPRESSIVE, actually!

how about Jar Jar in a CAPTAIN'S uni, 'cause that would be an UPGRADE to Star Trek! LMAO!

X-o

;-D

Anonymous said...

awwww, lil Jimmie, don't be mad 'cause i'm busting ya balls, bud. just be happy someone got ahold of 'em! ;-D have fun at The Vow over the weekend!

heard it was pretty awesome. then again, she was menstruating, so it may not be the most emotionally stable review, much like the other bitch w/ her 7-part miniseries below! lol

Jim said...

I'd rather see The Vow than Phantom Menace again. I just... don't like that film. But hey, if you do - enjoy! I'm not going to shit all over you for it.

Anonymous said...

you can tell this was made in haste, tho, as it's not THE best photoshop ever, but definitely sufficient. dont' be mad, buddy.

even Maul on Ricky Martin's head riding piggyback on Elton John (w/ both in sequined leotards) wouldn't be "gay", though, 'cause it's DARTH friggin' MAUL. hmmmmm, idea for next photoshop project pop into your head? lol you're welcome for the inspiration!

seriously, though, have a good weekend. ...bring tissues to The Vow. ;-D

Anonymous said...

riiiiight, not like you & everyone else already has. :-/ i mean, a SEVEN-PART review?!?! he doesn't hate Ep. 1, he's obsessed w/ it.

...but that's just it in a nutshell. as long as goofball morons (*gasp* a DIRECT INSULT, instead of a veiled and/or semi-direct one?!?! THE HORROR!!!! lol) actually say they'd rather waste $$$, time, and brainspace (while FAILING in getting laid to boot! ...you know that's the only reason you'd see it. c'mon, find the balls to admit it) to see The Vow instead of Ep. 1, bragging about it all along like you're cool, is why i say what i do.

the day you fangirls get over it is the day i'll chill. feel free to make whatever moves you wish, but i expect more of the (*YAAWWN*) same monosyllabic, lame repetition!

DON'T FORGET... bring tissues.

Anonymous said...

"i'm not gonna shit all over you for it", after, "...all set in a 2-hour long shitty movie..."

:-/

riiiiiiight.

friggin' HILARIOUS!! X-D now WHY would i EVER leave this cute lil diary w/ entertaining lil nuggets like THAT?!?! lol

ooooohhhh, this was... semi-kinda-interestingly humorous. thnx!

DO NOT FORGET TISSUES!

Jim said...

Well, I tried to offer the olive branch...

Jim said...

There's a difference between attacking the MOVIE and attacking the PERSON.

Malhavok said...

That movie blows goat balls. It has 15-20 min of great " music video/ game trailer action", and that's pretty much it. Crap story telling,..crap Characters ( dont guve flying donkey leg about any if the),.. And crap writing. Saturday morning cartoon crap fest that lucas s&"$ out to sell merchandiise.It's an abomination.
- get over it.

Film guy said...

Ps... The seven parter was made to break down, and explain to people like you who think a movie is great bc " it had that cool guy,.. And it kicked ass!!" , that cannot objectively critique anything without resulting in sophomoric name calling. It's intelligently done ( pay attention ) and clever ( again... Pay attention )

Jim said...

One of the points I've been trying to make repeatidly is that we all have our own opinions and should respect that.

The kicker is we all love fucking Star Wars!

someone said...

i just read the comments and couldnt believe them, than i started imagening it´s George Lucas who wrote them...
then they´re a lot funnier!

hey George next time use your real name! and don´t be so angry! we still like the old movies!