Wednesday, June 10, 2009

TOP 32 CAPTAINS (OR SOMETHING)

Number Eights:
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS, CAPTAIN POWER & CAPPY
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Number Sevens:
CAPTAIN KANGAROO, CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO, CAPTAIN AL POWELL & CAP N' CRUNCH
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Number Sixes:
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN, CAPTAIN NEEDA, CAPTAIN HOOK & CAPTAIN EO
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Number Fives:
CAPTAIN PIKE, CAPTAIN STUBING, CAPTAIN LEELA & CAPTAIN GLOVAL
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Number Fours:
CAPTAIN GORDON, CAPTAIN FREEDOM, CAPTAIN MAL & CAPTAIN MAR-VELL
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Number Threes:
CAPTAIN AHAB, CAPTAIN PICARD, CAPTAIN NEMO & CAPTAIN KOONS
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Number Twos:
CAPTAIN CHAOS, CAPTAIN OVEUR, CAPTAIN MARVEL & CAPTAIN DALLAS

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Number Ones:
CAPTAIN HAN SOLO, CAPTAIN KIRK (Shatner), CAPTAIN AMERICA & CAPTAIN PIETT

Who else?
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*JimSmash! returns from vacation June 15th.

20 comments:

Unkiedev said...

I would have put each and every one of your "Twos" and made them all "Eights."

Captain Chaos? Really?

Many People are partial to Captain Jack Sparrow. Lots of folks like Captain Planet.

... And Captain Eo belongs on no one's list of anything. We need to close our eyes and slowly walk backwards from him. I can only hope humanity forgets it ever happened.

Anonymous said...

Captain Char Aznable and Captain Bright Noa from Mobile Suit Gundam.

Anonymous said...

Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who

Anonymous said...

Captain Canuck!!!

Anonymous said...

Captain Peter Quincy Tagart of the NSEA Protector from Galaxy Quest

Unkiedev said...

By Graptharr's Hammer, I second Quincy Taggart!

Captain Vegetable with his carrots and his celery?

Jim said...

I mixed up some of the ordering for both diversity & humor ;)


Jack Sparrow was intentionally omitted.

I ask all JimSmash Readers for forgiveness for forgetting Cpt Tagart!!!

DanO said...

Captain Planet!

Get a pic of that aqua mullet posted up there.

Andrew Glazebrook said...

CAPTAIN BRITAIN !!!!!!!!

Andrew Glazebrook said...

Captain William 'Buck' Rogers
Captain Zep - Space Detective here
Captain Kremmen here

D. said...

I can't believe Captain Merill Stubing gets no love. 4 shame...

Anonymous said...

what about captain universe!, or captain britain? or captain marvel jr. ? or the guy ith green hair skin tone like a crystal form and has red gloves, boots underwear, and chest padding, and has like a yellow world on his chest!??? and yes i have many more but i cannot seem to remember their names lol

Rich said...

of course Captain Kremmen - genius!

word: 'eforks' the new eating utensil for the digital age

Unkiedev said...

I third Captain Britain.

I think I like him better than CAptain America. Does that make me a traitor? Meh. I don't think Alan Moore ever wrote for Captain America, so I think I can be forgiven.

OOOH! Cap'n Knuckles from Flapjack!

nfpgasmask said...

Captain Morgan! mmmmmm

Andrew Glazebrook said...

Captain Scarlet, Captain Blue, Captain Ochre, Captain Magenta,
Captain Grey, Captain Brown,
Captain Indigo and Captain Black.

Sheila D. said...

Definitely Capt. Planet!

Scott King said...

I easily don't know half of those people.

Basic said...

How can you forget Captain Commando? HOW?! HOW!!!!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

If you're really gonna geek:
Where's Captain Avatar?