Tuesday, June 30, 2009

THANK THE GODS, THE ALIENS RPG IS DEAD

Obsidian Entertainment has confirmed the ALIENS RPG is officially dead. Based on the above images from the game, I could not be happier!! If you do not understand why I feel that way, you're either new to JimSmash (welcome!) or haven't been paying attention (hmph, Ignorer).

Stop fucking with the designs!
Giger's version is perfect.... (and Stan Winston's).

I blame ALIEN 3. Some douche in Alien3 production introduced to the Alien biology that it takes the form/characteristics of its host. Imagine if a facehugger jumped onto a PLATYPUS. Yeah, thanks.

Time Travel destination #003: 1990 and stop Alien 3 from being made. The "Alien Saga" is then preserved with only 2 movies. "Dream weaver, I believe you can get me through the night!"

4 comments:

Andrew Glazebrook said...

Wow a fat Alien, now we know who ate all the pie's at Hadley's Hope !!

melchy said...

Alien Gamera

Rich said...

Go back a year earlier and get rid of "Final Frontier" while you're at it...

Unknown said...

the design is as ridiculous as fucking Predalien~!!!
it totally ruined the original brilliant design
Alien3 didn't give a concept about to what extent the alien can take traits from host
my own preference is alien may take traits from host Occasionally,but Must Remain a Relatively Original shape as we see in Alien and Aliens,the dog/bull alien keeps a balance between violation and "innovation" from original design ,absolutely not acceptable to me if it goes any more "innovative"
i can't understand why AVP fans think taking traits from host is a good idea,it is a Redundant and Unnecessary addition to the already unique,outstanding shape/life-cycle design
Mostly Important,there is a gigantic Contradiction between this idea and the Excellence of Original design which uniquely stand out from all the other movie monsters!!!