After Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas was killed and replaced by a mind-numbingly self absorbed control freak who decided that 'cute creatures' would be the way to kill the empire and further his wealth.Man, I really hate Ewoks!
"It's rude to receive unless you are also giving.
" come experience my TRUE vision.."
Vacation on Bespin went horribly wrong...
That mighty Spinal Tap review springs to mind-"Shit Sandwich"
Evolution of a Wookie
"George, yes I'll make the changes you want in Indiana 4 if you promise to pose for the new Dreamworks logo."
"I got the magic stickI know if I can hit once, I can hit twiceI hit the baddest chicksShorty don't believe me, then come with me tonightAnd I'll show you maaagic(What? What?) MaaagicI got the magic stick"-50 Cent
HA! And you thought I couldn't possibly come up with anything lamer than Gunguns?
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