After Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas was killed and replaced by a mind-numbingly self absorbed control freak who decided that 'cute creatures' would be the way to kill the empire and further his wealth.
"I got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice I hit the baddest chicks Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight And I'll show you maaagic (What? What?) Maaagic I got the magic stick"
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After Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas was killed and replaced by a mind-numbingly self absorbed control freak who decided that 'cute creatures' would be the way to kill the empire and further his wealth.
Man, I really hate Ewoks!
"It's rude to receive unless you are also giving.
" come experience my TRUE vision.."
Vacation on Bespin went horribly wrong...
That mighty Spinal Tap review springs to mind-
"Shit Sandwich"
Evolution of a Wookie
"George, yes I'll make the changes you want in Indiana 4 if you promise to pose for the new Dreamworks logo."
"I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick"
-50 Cent
HA! And you thought I couldn't possibly come up with anything lamer than Gunguns?
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