Wednesday, November 16, 2005

VAN DAMME TO STOMP OUT TERRORISM

Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', Kim Jong Il's son 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."

Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe. (heh, awesome that's public)

Nice to see the crazy apple doesn't fall too far from the crazy tree.

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