Friday, November 16, 2007

AVP3: QUEEN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER

My predictions for AVP3, which will no doubt be made due to yahoos paying money to see AVP2....
A "sexy" female Predator, who will be a "queen" (like the pic) fights a Predalien that has wings and breaths fire. By the way, in a related topic, Predators are not Klingons. Nice job on the costume, but I really don't want to see that in a film. Ah fuck it, the franchises are destroyed. Do whatever.

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*pics from unknown source - homemade costume. The Boba Fett getting his ass handed to him pisses me off more than the fucking queen pred.

7 comments:

allen etter said...

Uh...ick. Who the heck thinks this is sexy? I just threw up on my keyboard. And Boba would be all over a Predator Queen.

Anonymous said...

what's happen to scifi lately?

Anonymous said...

She has big exposed boobs. That's all many loser fans want and care about. There's an entire legion of Star Trek fans who have the hots for Klingon women. I don't get it, myself.

And I agree with Allen, Boba would kick her ass in a second!

allen etter said...

re: Klingon chicks. Okay, they're supposed to be tall so most guys would be staring them right in the Kleavage. I'm 6 ft 7. I'd have to look them RIGHT IN THERE UGLY FACES! YUCK!

Anonymous said...

you do not want to call this woman names believe me ...

Anonymous said...

Well actually allen according to the comic series, Predator females are bigger than their male counterparts (which a short male would be about your height) so you'd be spared the face. Probably would have your face in the cleavage. ;-)

Eh, some folks like dressing up for conventions. To each their own. It sure as hell beats this one picture I saw of this dude who looked like comic book guy from the Simpson's dressed up as Sailor Moon.

Anonymous said...

Anon - wanna know what happened to Sci-Fi? The Matrix and Episode I. When big money (not just big - ludicrous amounts) got infused to sci-fi, it had to cater to the lowest common denominator; and those two were on the forefront - Just watch RedLetterMedia's extensive reviews of the first two prequels, he nails the last decade of Sci Fi/Fantasy/VideoGame/Comic book movies. There's always over-emo characters doing pumped up EXTREME! CHUG IT! EXTREME!!! action with no laws of Earth science to direct it in a realistic manner. And to top it off, you've got music video knobs directing, who don't know jack about cinema art, only how they can make it look like something else pop-culturey, like Battlestar doing the trend of Saving Private Ryan's storming the beach voyeuristic-shaky-zoomy handheld - except it's from just some point in the exterior of space. KNOBS!! ALL OF THEM! SACK THE LOT!!!!