KIRK IS THE MAN

CAPTAIN JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK.
Intergalactic space gigalo.

You can pre-order his new book "CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN" here! Where apparently, nerds can learn how To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy!

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In related news, go HERE where Matt Baily has run the numbers on the Analytics of Red Shirt Deaths coinciding with Kirk's love life:

"As the data shows, Captain Kirk “making contact” with alien women has an impact on the crew’s survival. The red-shirt death rate is higher when a fight breaks out than when Kirk meets a woman and a fight breaks out. Yet the analysis shows that meeting Kirk meeting women only happens in 30% of the missions.

Conclusion:
We can reliably improve the survivability of the red-shirted crewmen by only exploring peaceful, female-only planets (android and alien females included)."

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*By the way....
a)no way Leia would swoon for Kirk.
b)after being kissed, Kirk would have a shiner.
c)Han would kick his ass.
d)yes I'm aware of how sad this list is. (but you know its true!!!)