Originally posted at screencrush, by Britt Hayes:
With Lucasfilm and Disney making a standalone ‘Star Wars‘ film focusing on the adventures of young Han Solo, we started thinking about the young actors that could possibly fill those shoes, and only one name made sense: Jennifer Lawrence. Too bad she’s a woman.
First off, I’m not ridiculous — I know Han Solo is/was/will always be a man. You can’t write a story about young Han Solo and make him into a woman unless one of his early adventures included a trip to a sterile hospital facility planet for gender reassignment
But here’s the thing, when I think about all the
Han Solo has swagger. He’s witty, sarcastic, quick-thinking, and adventurous. He has a wry smile and he’s awfully full of himself for good reason. He’s mischievous and daring and masculine without being muscle-headed. Every lady wanted to be with him and every guy wanted to be him. There’s only one actor under 30 who I think could play Han Solo with the same je ne sais quois of Harrison Ford, and that’s Jennifer Lawrence.
Not only is she athletic enough to run from bad guys, but she can convincingly wield weapons in a way that feels like someone might actually get hurt. Her roles are often women who are confident (bordering on cocky), determined, quick-witted, and smart, and she can lob one-liners like no one’s business. She has that mischievous twinkle in her eye, just like Harrison Ford’s Han Solo. Her resilience in ‘Winter’s Bone,’ her action heroine antics in ‘The Hunger Games,’ and her witty banter with Bradley Cooper in ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ combined could make for an excellent intergalactic hero in the vein of young Han Solo.
It’s just too bad that Han is a man and history can’t be rewritten (no matter what that other intergalactic traveler ‘Doctor Who’ tells us). Lawrence’s demeanor combines both feminine and masculine traits, most likely owing to her Kentucky upbringing. She’s no-nonsense in interviews and has quickly become one of America’s favorite young actors, saying what’s on her mind and being honest to what most of us (or at least most publicists) would consider a fault. The woman has swagger — there’s just no other word for it. And swagger is a term we strongly identify with men, yet this young woman clearly possesses that masculine quality in a way that’s uniquely feminine.
But her male peers don’t have that same appeal — the only other actors close to her age group that have swagger are Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans, and neither of them could play a young Han Solo because they’re just a little too old and a little too Aryan.
Can we throw a Rule 63 down here? If you’re not aware, Rule 63 is an internet rule that states that for every fictional character there exists an equal, opposite-gender counterpart. This is why it’s cool to see guys cosplay as male versions of female comic book characters and vice-versa. It would be amazing if Disney and Lucasfilm decided to gender-swap Han Solo — and yeah, we all know Han was a guy in the old ‘Star Wars’ movies, but wouldn’t it be cool if they could just make Han a woman without having to address the fans like they’re talking to children? In an ideal world, young Han Solo could be a woman, and we wouldn’t say anything about it because we’d just accept that it was really, really f—ing cool.
5 comments:
As much bitching & crying as there is for the prequels, THIS isn't immediately dismissed and/or laughed at?!? :-/
What a ludicrously terrible idea. There's other actors in the world than the 10 or so mentioned. First of all... James McAvoy. Secondly, JUST FIND AN UNKNOWN, perhaps, cause the important thing is to have the right character?!?
Oh, right, you need a big name or else no will care to see it.
...said literally no one. lol
no one took this article seriously, including the author.
She can inspect my Hydro-spanner anytime !!!
Morons! There's an easy way to fix this! Just cast her as Han's daughter in Episode 7!
...yet the author felt compelled to type aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
...aaaaaaaall of that.
She can, actually, be cast as his daughter, Jaina, though. If the author wasn't a goofus, he'd post a serious (entertaining, w/ humor, etc) thing about that, SO WE COULD LITERALLY get behind it!
I mean, if they're gonna not screw these upcoming movies up, like what people don't ever seem to stfu about w/ the prequels, can there be some serious dialogue that Disney could perhaps check out instead of "just making shit up (that's gonna suck like John Carter!)"???
Yes, I did feel compelled to type aaaaaaa...
wait for it.
...aaaaaaaaaaall of this, but it's still nowhere near half of that "Onion reject" story. ...and I didn't include pics. *grin*
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