Monday, April 01, 2013

A NEW HOPE

via StarWars.com:

“Are you an angel?”

That’s what Star Wars geeks everywhere are saying of Kathleen Kennedy, the newly appointed president of LucasFilm, when she announce Disney’s plan to remake Episodes I, II, III.

“We just felt the first three films were skewed a little too young, so it’s back to the drawing board,” Kennedy stated at a press conference on the steps of ILM.

According to her, the remakes will focus more on Anakin’s teen years as he is seduced by the Sith and the Dark side of the Force. Other notable changes are the number of Sith rivaling that of the Jedi and keeping Boba Fett’s identity more of a mystery.

Lucas will act as creative consultant on the new "Star Wars" films, which will go into production simultaneously, with a scheduled release before J.J. Abrams Episode 7. Directors for the new Star Wars prequels have not yet been announced.

Just kidding - April Fools!

8 comments:

Astroluc said...

such a cruel April fools joke...

BRX said...

This is beyond mean... I love to hate April's fool news.

MAKER said...

I hate you.........


Andrew Glazebrook said...

The only fools are the one's who aren't making this happen !! Please remake the prequels !!!! :)

morbo said...

Let the hate flow through you.

Daniel said...

Oh you bastard! You got me good this year! LOL

Jim Powell - Centurian of the Ridiculous said...

You terrible, terrible bastard...

Anonymous said...

lol, to quote Alien 3, Jim, "YOU FUCKER!!!"