Hi-ho! Kermit the Xenomorph here!
"can you make it move more like a Predator?....."
*sniff sniff* Strange... after working on this model all day why does my fist smell like bacon?
He still wasn't satisfied that he'd come up with the next stage in the Alien lifecycle- facehugger, chestburster, stiltwalker.
I'm so fired. I should have stuck to directing Madonnas videos. The only thing that can save my ass now is if someone comes along and makes an even worse Alien movie after this one.
'Well, if this is shit, at least I know I didn't make Prometheus, now that really was bollocks.' Saw it last night, terrible.
This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
"Reallyyyyy regretting that Dog Alien decision..."
I wonder if i left the oven on?
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