Tuesday, May 05, 2009

STAR TREK WEEK: STUFF TO HAVE

Classic Tricorder, Phaser and Communicator!
These are toy replicas, available now!
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Romulan Ale Energy Drink
(whoa, I just posted about alcoholic Romulan Ale)
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Red Shirt!
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and Star Trek Uniforms!
Haven't you heard?
Star Trek is apparently SEXY COOL now.
---Captain's Chair Replica!
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Old School Enterprise Bridge Wall Mural!
(hate to admit it, but I want one. DON'T JUDGE!)

THOR: THE FROG GOD OF THUNDER

That's right, because you demanded it....
Bowen Designs has made a FROG THOR mini-bust.

PAC MAN (REMI GAILLARD)

TERMINATOR 5 PLOT? PLEASE FUCKING BE JOKING.

Terminator Salvation director McG tells Film Journal:

"I strongly suspect the next movie is going to take place in a [pre-Judgment Day] 2011," McG reveals. "John Connor is going to travel back in time and he's going to have to galvanize the militaries of the world for an impending Skynet invasion. They've figured out time travel to the degree where they can send more than one naked entity. So you're going to have hunter killers and transports and harvesters and everything arriving in our time and Connor fighting back with conventional military warfare, which I think is going to be f*cking awesome. I also think he's going to meet a scientist that's going to look a lot like present-day Robert Patrick [who famously played the T-1000 in Terminator 2], talking about stem-cell research and how we can all live as idealized, younger versions of ourselves."

Well, I think I'm going to pass on McG's Terminator trilogy.
No thanks, that sounds like dog poop.

DOM DeLUISE PASSED AWAY

Aw man.... DOM DeLUISE passed away last night, at the age of 75.

Dom was freakin' hysterical and filled my childhood (and adulthood!) with tears of laughter. I'm really bummed at this news. Thank you for all the smiles, Dom!

My favorite Dom DeLuise movies that I will always remember him for:

BLAZING SADDLES
HISTORY OF THE WORLD PT 1
THE MUPPET MOVIE
FATSO
SMOKEY & THE BANDIT II
CANNONBALL RUN I and II
THE SECRET OF NIMH
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
AMAZING STORIES
SPACEBALLS

Monday, May 04, 2009

NARIN'S BAD BLOOD PREDATOR KIT

It's nice to see a kickass Predator kit that does not involve ALIENS being dissed. Now let's see an ALIEN standing over the mangled bodies of Predators who thought they could somehow kill an Alien. (source)

Oh, and I'm assuming his kit is based on the "old" Dark Horse Comic mini-series "PREDATOR: BAD BLOOD":

*other Narin posts

STAR TREK WEEK: FAVORITE ENTERPRISES

With JJAbrams' STAR TREK debuting at week's end, I thought I'd do a small "STAR TREK WEEK" here on JimSmash - just some quick, simple posts throughout the week.

For today's post, here are some of my favorite ENTERPRISES:

USS Enterprise NCC-1701
(TV Series)
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USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Refit
(Motion Picture/Wrath of Khan/Search For Spock)
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USS Enterprise NCC-1701 A
(Star Trek V, VI)
---USS Enterprise NX-01
(TV show 'Enterprise')
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USS Enterprise NCC-1701
(Fan Made)

R2-D2 BACKPACK

You can buy one HERE.

GREG LAND STILL TRACING PORN?

* thanks, onefinemess!

So how long until we see Greg Land trace Wolverina?

[pic from Uncanny X-Men #509]
Previous Greg Land Tracing Porn?

Friday, May 01, 2009

FETISH FRIDAY 2: WOLVERINA

(part of "Wolverine Week" on JimSmash)

WOLVERINE WEEK: SABRETOOTH

Ya can't have Logan without Creed.
So here's some cool SABRETOOTH pics.

Like Wolverine, I prefer the earlier Sabretooth;
1980s... & some 90s; Jim Lee, Phalanx & Age of Apocalypse.

Wolverine Week:
Friday: Sabretooth Pics
Friday: Found Wolverine Photoshop
Friday: Memorable Fan Art
Friday: Must Reads
Thursday: Other garb, bub
Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
Monday: In Costume

IRON MAN ARMORY

A teaser image of IRON MAN 2 has been released, check it out.

One of the things I loved about Iron Man was his kickass ARMORY full of past-present-future Iron Man suits, including unused prototypes. This image makes me giddy for the movie franchise's future. Come on "Armor Wars"!!

and check out these concept designs for WAR MACHINE and IRON MAN. Dunno if they're for the first film, sequel or both...

WEINER MOBILE ! ! !

Almost forgot.... on my way into work this morning, I passed by the Oscar Mayer WEINER MOBILE in traffic! Check out that quick "from the hip" camera phone framing!

FOUND WOLVERINE PHOTOSHOP

STAR TREK SLOT MACHINE PICS

*thanks, Anonymous!

WOLVERINE WEEK: MEMORABLE FANART

(pics found online)

Wolverine Week:
Friday: Must Reads
Thursday: Other garb, bub
Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
Monday: In Costume

RANDOM FIND: CHEWBACCA'S HIGH SCHOOL PHOTO

SNATCH WARS


Brick Top as Darth Vader!
(sigh, Special Edition Jango-Boba Fett voice? boooooo)

* Found on Andrew's site!

FETISH FRIDAY: SABRETOOTH'S HOUSE OF LEATHER


(pic found on Rotten Tomatoes' photoshop forum)

WOLVERINE WEEK: MUST-READS

Before I get to the Must-Read list, above is another sweet Wolverine Pic I wish I had included in Monday's post. It's from the X-Men Vs Fantastic Four mini-series in the '80s. Sweet.

Ok, onto the "MUST READS"!

The below list are what I refer to as "The Wolverine Bible". While they may not include ALL of Wolverine's great stories, they are what I consider to be the essential reads that form and define the character.

Please note the lack of "Origin" on the list.

Jim's WOLVERINE MUST READ LIST:

* WOLVERINE #10 (1989)
To me, this is 'Origin'. It's Wolverine's birthday which he spends remembering years back, on his birthday, when Sabretooth brutally murdered his love, Silver Fox. This is pre-claws (pre-retcon) era set in the 1800s, and it was a first glimpse at just how old these two characters are and the rich history they share. Plus, you see how scary and overpowering Sabretooth really is. LOVE this issue!!!
(collected in Wolverine Classics Vol 1)
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* MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS #72-84 (1991)
"WEAPON X" storyline! For me, this is "Origin Part II". See how Logan was turned into Weapon X (against his Will, mind you) and given his adamantium! Barry Windsor-Smith knocks it out of the park with this one.
(available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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* UNCANNY X-MEN #109 /ALPHA FLIGHT #17 (1984)
Alpha Flight comes gunning for the X-Men to reclaim their property: WEAPON X, ie Wolverine! It's a nice touchstone for that era of Wolverine's past before the X-Men. And ya gotta pick up the Alpah Flight issue (flashback) simply for John Byrne's homage cover to Dave Cockrum's UXM #109!
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* CLASSIC X-MEN #10 (1989)
For the back-up story "Tag, Sucker!" where Sabretooth stalks, hunts and taunts Wolverine through the city, ending with Sabretooth ripping Wolverine's throat out. Essential Wolverine/Sabretooth relationship short story.
(Collected in X-Men: Vignettes)
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* WOLVERINE (4-issue mini-series/1982)
"I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice."
By Chris Claremont & Frank Miller. People always refer to Logan's "Japan Days". Well here you go. This is where Logan evolved from "jerkoff crazy berserker" to "Ronin".... (with a berserker rage).
(available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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*UNCANNY X-MEN #172-173 (1983)
Silver Samurai, Logan's Wedding, and a great team-up with Rogue before she was the confused cheesecake southern bell. Plus sicky-sick Paul Smith art!( Quasi-semi-partial sequel to Claremont/FMiller's series above).
(Collected in Uncanny X-Men: From The Ashes)
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* WOLVERINE/KITTY PRYDE (6-issue mini-series/1984)
This is consider to be the "sequel" to that Claremont/FMiller series. This time, Kitty Pryde gets some ninja training. People always seem to forget she's a badass fighter. Weird.
(available in collected form and "Wolverine: Best of Vol 1 HC" & "Wolverine Omnibus Vol 1")
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* UNCANNY X-MEN #132-134 (1980)
These are part of the "Dark Phoenix Saga" story, but its in these 3 issues you see Wolverine shine as he tears his way through the Hellfire Club. The classic "Sewer Moment" is in this arc.
(Collected in Uncanny X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga)
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* UNCANNY X-MEN #141-142 (1981)
"Days of Future Past", horrific possible future with a fantastic Wolverine death scene at the hands of a Sentinel! It also showed that the "loner" Wolverine was still a fighting X-MAN in the future... dig those gray temples!
(Collected in Uncanny X-Men: Days of Future Past)
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* UNCANNY X-MEN #210-213 (1986/7)
Mutant Massacre in the Morlock Tunnels. This is where Claremont really brought Sabretooth into the X-Fold. Sabretooth vs Wolverine! You'll see why Sabretooth is to be feared!
(Collected in Uncanny X-Men: Mutant Massacre)

Click HERE for additional Wolverine recommendations!

Wolverine Week:
Thursday: Other garb, bub
Wednesday: Worst Wolverine
Tuesday: No-Mask/Out-of-Costume
Monday: In Costume