'I'm so ronery, so ronery So ronery and sadry arone There's no one, just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard And make up great prans But nobody listens no one understands Seems like no one takes me seriousry...' Team America (fuck yeah!)
"man, gotta take extra precautions when you're a Sith Lord trying to celebrate 4/20. i'm hotboxing the suit in order to not get smoke in my own meditation/bathroom/library chamber"!
"woooaaaahhh, soooo stooooned. how do you get out of this... is there a stap i'm attached to, or...? ...wait, did someone put glue on my sea... maaaaan, i'm SOOO HIIIIGGGHHH"!
"man, i'm so glad these things have RED glasses over the eyes today!!!"
And I think it's gonna be a long long time till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone
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"Phew -- that's better. No more Kashyyykk Curry for me. My ass hasn't burned that much since Mustafar.
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"All to easy."
I get the big chair for circle time!
Use...tha....force....*grunt*
'I'm so ronery, so ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard
And make up great prans
But nobody listens no one understands
Seems like no one takes me seriousry...'
Team America (fuck yeah!)
The Imperial trainee in charge of stocking the toilet paper larder has failed me for the last time.
"Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson..."
"man, gotta take extra precautions when you're a Sith Lord trying to celebrate 4/20. i'm hotboxing the suit in order to not get smoke in my own meditation/bathroom/library chamber"!
"woooaaaahhh, soooo stooooned. how do you get out of this... is there a stap i'm attached to, or...? ...wait, did someone put glue on my sea... maaaaan, i'm SOOO HIIIIGGGHHH"!
"man, i'm so glad these things have RED glasses over the eyes today!!!"
all in honor of 4/20/12 ;-D
Mom!! Come and wipe me!!!
Taco night is a lonely night for Darth.
I hate it when I forget to bring something to read in the toilet.
"I'm dooonnneee!!!"
"This is not the Disney Tea Cup Ride!"
This one time... in jedi camp...
ahhhh restocking the lake? check...
hmmm jorgen's lotion... not bad sure beats banana peels
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone
"hhhmmm... i think i'll wax my eyebrows..."
This looked so much cooler in the Ikea store.
"The PredAlien sucks ass."
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