Welcome to the THUNDER DOME BITCH!
"Phew -- that's better. No more Kashyyykk Curry for me. My ass hasn't burned that much since Mustafar.
PPpphhhHHHTTTTpppPPpppPppppPpttt...PPPP...PhhtttthhhhPPPPP...PffftfffftfffffffftttTTHHHPPPPPPP!!!!"All to easy."
I get the big chair for circle time!
'I'm so ronery, so ronerySo ronery and sadry aroneThere's no one, just me onrySitting on my rittle throneI work very hardAnd make up great pransBut nobody listens no one understandsSeems like no one takes me seriousry...' Team America (fuck yeah!)
The Imperial trainee in charge of stocking the toilet paper larder has failed me for the last time.
"Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson..."
"man, gotta take extra precautions when you're a Sith Lord trying to celebrate 4/20. i'm hotboxing the suit in order to not get smoke in my own meditation/bathroom/library chamber"!"woooaaaahhh, soooo stooooned. how do you get out of this... is there a stap i'm attached to, or...? ...wait, did someone put glue on my sea... maaaaan, i'm SOOO HIIIIGGGHHH"!"man, i'm so glad these things have RED glasses over the eyes today!!!"all in honor of 4/20/12 ;-D
Mom!! Come and wipe me!!!
Taco night is a lonely night for Darth.
I hate it when I forget to bring something to read in the toilet.
Can't a brother drop a deuce without having to force-choke a mutherf*€%er?Also:Hey, this 3D TV sucks ass! Where's my smellovision?
"This is not the Disney Tea Cup Ride!"
This one time... in jedi camp...ahhhh restocking the lake? check...hmmm jorgen's lotion... not bad sure beats banana peels
And I think it's gonna be a long long timetill touch down brings me round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh no, no, no, I'm a rocket manRocketman burning out his fuse up here alone
"hhhmmm... i think i'll wax my eyebrows..."
This looked so much cooler in the Ikea store.
"The PredAlien sucks ass."
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