Monday, March 17, 2008

GIJOE WEEK: TOP 10 COBRAS

With the live-action GIJOE movie now in production, I thought I'd devote 1 post per day this week sharing what I want to see on screen.

Note: All characters are to appear as they are below... no major changes! I want to see THESE characters.... not some character with a different look but with the same name. THESE. CHARACTERS. Slight tweaks to improve and "de-silly" (to avoid any "Street Fighter" groaning) is fine... but keep them very close to the original designs. They CAN work in "real life"... I can see it in my head and it's rad! To give you an idea, I've always pictured the feel of "my" movie along the lines of Aliens-Era James Cameron, Blade Runner-Black Hawk Down Ridley Scott, 1st Matrix-Wachowski Bros and Paul "Bourne Ultimatum" Greengrass.

Now onto the list!

TOP 10 COBRAS I WANT TO SEE IN THE MOVIE!!!!


1) COBRA VIPER
2) DESTRO
3) CRIMSON GUARD
4) FIREFLY
5) STORM SHADOW
6) COBRA SOLDIER & OFFICER
7) BARONESS
8) COBRA COMMANDER; Helmet & Hooded
9) MAJOR BLUDD
10) H.I.S.S. DRIVER

man, there's a lot of cool Cobras... ok, TOP 20!!!!.....
11) ZARTAN (with Swamp Sled)
12
)
SNOW SERPENT
13
)
WILD WEASEL
14
)
COBRA EEL

....and I even want to see some of the sillier characters (even if on vid screen in the background!)....

15) TOMAX & XAMOT
16
)
BUZZER
17
)
TORCH
18
)
RIPPER (and the Dreadnoks have to drink grape soda atleast once & like it!)
19
)
CROC MASTER (quick vid screen appearance will suffice)
20
) BIG BOA (quick vid screen appearance will suffice)

Tomorrow: Top GIJoe Characters
(pics primarily from YoJoe.com)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

KICKASS!!!

Anonymous said...

I want those images as posters!

Scott King said...

I remember a lot more of these guys than the Joes. I think Destro was always my favorite. He seemed more like an actual bad guy than Cobra Commander. God I hated how stupid Cobra Commander was.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I forgot how cool the Cobra designs were. Great, now I want to see those versions in the movie and will be disappointed if they're absent. Thanks alot, Jim! LOL

Anonymous said...

CROC MASTER! YES! LOLOL
ah, memories....

(I recently discovered Jimsmash. Been cruising through your archives! You have several new fans now. Keep up the smashing!)

Anonymous said...

Would it kill someone to make a gi joe art coffee table book?