BRAWN-AT-ARMS

Ever notice how similar Man-At-Arms and Brawn look?

I say give Brawn the mustache, yellow helmet lines

and slightly adjust his yellow tone.

PUNK

I MADE A THING

I'M GOING TO MAKE A COBRA COMMANDER TRASH CAN

All I need is this blue trash can and a Cobra emblem sticker!

"COBRAAAA!!!!

STAR TREK : JINJER

I saw this photo of Jinjer lead singer Tatiana Shmayluk and her outfit reminded me of Star Trek. So I added some officer buttons, communicator and modified her fingers in the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" gesture.

I MADE THESE BY REQUEST (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

I'M CONVINCED THESE TWO COMBINE INTO A TRANSFORMER

Saw this yesterday in traffic - had to take a quick pic!

PROMETHEUS ENGINEERS CONFUSION

Awhile back I had the above image up on my screen. 

A young coworker walked past and exclaimed, 

"Oh cool! Is that a new Engineer for 'Prometheus 2'?!!!

With sadness and anger in my heart, I politely informed him, 

"No.... this is Bolaji Badejo, the actor who wore the original Giger alien suit in 'Alien'.

"Oh... it looks like an Engineer. 

'Prometheus' was totes beta! Can't wait for the sequel!" 

No Hope for the Future, I tells ya.

Ok boys and girls, gather 'round.....

THIS IS NOT A 'PROMETHEUS' ENGINEER:

^ This is Eddie Powell,
one of the 'Alien' stuntmen in who wore the suit.

THIS IS NOT A 'PROMETHEUS' ENGINEER:

^ This is Tom Woodruff Jr, 
wearing the 'Alien3' suit.

THESE ARE NOT A 'PROMETHEUS' ENGINEERS:

^ These are dudes from 'Dune'.

THIS IS NOT A 'PROMETHEUS' ENGINEER:

^ This is the Space Jockey from 'Alien', 

and is NOT an Engineer.

THIS IS NOT A SON'A 
FROM 'STAR TREK: INSURRECTION':

^ This is an Elder Engineer from 'Prometheus' (deleted scene).

THIS IS A 'PROMETHEUS' ENGINEER:

Previous: An Alien Fan's Thoughts on 'Prometheus'

ENVISIONING OLD LUKE

I saw the below pic of Mark Hamill off-set of Episode VII and got a little giddy (despite my... reservations... with JJ Abrams). So I quickly threw the above pic together. Apologies for not having the time to really drive it home, but the it made me smile nonetheless.

GODZILLA VS STAR WARS

When the doors are closing in the Godzilla trailer, all I see is this:

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VOLSTAGG

NEW COBRA COMMANDER - CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR - UPDATED!

Above is a promo image for GIJOE 2: Retaliation. They finally realized how fucking stupid Cobra Commander looked in the previous movie. This is a welcomed improvement, but they still managed to get it wrong.

Cobra Commander should be in BLUES... the Black & Red makes him look like a servant to DESTRO. And where are the Cobra Chest Emblems? How hard is it to just make the fucking toy/comic line into a movie? All the costume R&D was done 30 years ago for crying outloud.

Here, I made some adjustments which puts it a little closer to how I'd want them to look...manipulating what I have to work with, that is:

"COBRAAAAA!!!!!"

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UPDATED!
My buddy Melchy added face shields to the troops!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

7,000th POST ! ! ! !

Holy crap, this is the 7,000th post on JIMSMASH!!

To mark the occassion, I made the above "TRINITY" pic for you.

Thank you for reading & supporting JIMSMASH!!!

 

 

*for those who didn't notice - that background image is Gungan City :)

SCI-FI FLUTOPHONES

DARTH ZOD

by request...

TERENCE STAMP as Darth Vader

"You WILL bow down before me, Luke!
Both you, and then one day, your HEIRS!!!
uh, which would be by grandchildren..."

Previous Darths:

Stephen Lang

Clint Eastwood

DARTH LANG

By request, here is STEPHEN LANG as Darth Vader.

Previous Darth Clint (Eastwood)

More suggestions welcome.

DARTH CLINT

I started this back in July 2011... but then work got crazy and I never returned to it.... until now!

The idea stemmed from me thinking I was never happy with how Old Anakin looked in "Return of the Jedi" when Luke removes Vader's helmet. I was expecting an older, weathered, war-horse, full of GRIT. Instead we got Uncle Fester without his dentures.

In trying to surmise a proper verbal-vision of the type of person I would have preferred in the role, the first thing I thought was, "Unforgiven Clint Eastwood... but not Clint Eastwood". But the image was birthed and so for giggles I began making DARTH CLINT. I orginally had him with some choppy silver hair, but then the thought of keeping the bald head made me laugh.

I'm now thinking of doing additional Darth So-and-So's and make it a series. Suggestions welcome.