HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ! !

Previous Valentine's Day Posts:
Top 10 Couples
Ms Marvel Pin-Up
Superman & Lois Valentine
Valentine's Day Cards 1
Valentine's Day Cards 2
Creepy Anakin Valentine

THE 'DEADPOOL' ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN CRACKS ME UP

I (along with everyone) always said the only man who could play the character in a movie was Ryan Reynolds. Since I first saw him on 'Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place" (1998), he was The One (also, perhaps a great Wally West). We kind of got our wish with 'Wolverine Origins', where Reynolds was cast as Wade Wilson... and gave us the best scene of the movie:

However, once he actually became "Deadpool" in 'Wolverine Origins', it was an insult to all. But rejoice, after over 20 years of wanting a Deadpool movie with Ryan Reynolds, we're actually getting it. And they didn't fucking redesign the suit, either! It looks action packed, super violent and full of Deadpool/Reynolds jokes and quips. 

And I'm loving the ad campaign thus far! The first image I recall seeing was this, a delightful homage/parody of Burt Reynolds 

* (for those too young to remember, click here):

Then these....

THE 12 DAYS OF DEADPOOL:

Ah, of course there would be dick and ass jokes....

These photo shoots:

'Titanic' spoof:

I love they moved the release date to Valentine's Day weekend.

Then they took it up a notch with this billboard, making the movie appear to be another Date Night Romance movie starring Ryan Reynolds.... again, released on Valentine's Day:

But wait, they kept going! With this emoji billboard:

Some people weren't able to crack this complex riddle....

"SKULL POOP L" ???

So they quickly released this poster, rolling with the misinterpretation of the emoji billlboard, 

Red Band Trailer #1:

Red Band Trailer #2:

I've never been a HUGE fan of DEADPOOL, although I enjoyed him when he first arrived on the scene in New Mutants #98, Kelly/McGuinness' short 90s run, and within the pages of Uncanny X-Force. He had a sweet costume and a humorous personality (essentially Marvel's Deathstroke with a mix of wise-crackin' Spider-Man tomfoolery) with a splash of Snake Eyes' cool commando ninja appeal. 

Unfortunately over the years, Deadpool devolved and became ever increasingly more absurd, to the point of being an obnoxious, largely unfunny (IMO) cartoon character - essentially Marvel's Woody Woodpecker. However, he has a legion of fans with fat wallets and Marvel carved out a Deadpool corner in the Marvel Universe, publishing numerous books on a monthly basis. This, I'm sure, greatly contributed to this movie actually being made!

With that all said, the ad campaign and trailers have actually excited to see this. Shit, even Mr Smash said it looks like a lot of fun. Valentine's Day set. Well done, Deadpool People.

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One more thing....

Colossus looks awesome.

Bonus Pic 2:

Bonus Video:

Australia Day Message from Deadpool:

VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT IDEAS

VALENTINE'S DAY is Monday! For those who are scrambling for a gift for the special lady in your life, let JIMSMASH help you ensure a successful holiday of romance....

'BESPIN LOVE' COUPLES T-SHIRT
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IMPERIAL EARRINGS
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FEDERATION PROMISE RING
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MANDALORIAN FETISH UNDIES
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ROMANTIC MOVIE:
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
(Theatrical Version)
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STAR SAPPHIRE T-SHIRT
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WONDER WOMAN REPLICAS:
TIARA, BRACELETS & LASSO
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PERFUME
Pon-Farr or Slave Leia
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STAR SAPPHIRE RING & LANTERN

added bonus:
AVATAR 'MARITAL AIDS'

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Previous V-Day Posts

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!Click here for more I-Mockery 2007 Valentine's Day cards.
Click here for 2006.
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Below is an image from last year's JimSmash post:
STAR WARS Valentine's Day cards!
Click it to enlarge!

YODA ONE FOR ME

Valentine's Day. A special romantic day for most. A dreadful, depressing day for dorks. V-Day approaches. You've searched your feelings but do not know how to tell her. But have no fear, Jimsmash his here! Here are several Star Wars Valentine's to choose from. What adult woman wouldn't swoon from a Yoda card? Your Padme is just a card away! And remember, if you're lucky enough and she tells you "I Love You", respond with
"I Know."

They're pretty funny, so give the image a click to see.
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*thanks, Lisa!

HOLIDAY GUIDE TO STAR TREK: VALENTINE'S DAY

...continuing on...

THE JIMSMASH HOLIDAY GUIDE
TO STAR TREK MOVIES
-(post #3 in a 7-post series)-

HOLIDAY: VALENTINE'S DAY

TREK FLICK: STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE
WHY?: It's the most over looked Original Crew movie... but the one that stays closest to home as we watch it alone, or with those who truly enjoy. It starts out with excitement and goes into slow paced motions of showing off how wonderful and thoughtful it is. There's enough tease and action to keep you going... You try and placate & swoon that person through nostalgia of the past and clever banter into giving you what you want. Then it ends with a moment of Flash and Excitement as V'Ger joins with the Creator...

It's A Love Story.... about finding one's self, one's purpose, one's true love.

"Is this all that I am? Is there nothing more?"

V.D. (VALENTINE'S DAY, SILLY)

Here are some special Valentine's Day Cards from JimSmash to You.

Click here for more.

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*thanks, Jason!!

VALENTINES

 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

 

Here are a few pics to mark the day:

 

 Creepy Stan!

gah! like walking in on your parents doing it.