Hasbro has unveiled the new era of Lightsabers, where you can build all kinds of stupid lightweapons! They're so wizard! Welcome to the New Age of Star Wars.
"...an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
* Those who love the new JJ Lightsaber, I blame your black hearts for this.
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My inner child just vomited shit out of my ears and now my eyes are bleeding.
The light saber died, in my humble opinion, when Darth Maul, the only cool thing in Phantom Menace, activated the double "laser sword"! And by the way, George, Obi Wan called it a light saber, not a freakin' laser sword, ya dumbass!
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