MARVEL HATES ME

There's a new cartoon a-coming and its called "HULK and the AGENTS OF S.M.A.S.H.", starring a relatively intelligent Hulk, She-Hulk (Bruce Banner's hulked out cousin), Red Hulk (hulked out General Ross), Skaar (Hulk's son), and A-Bomb (hulked out Rick Jones). My god, where are the Hulk Dogs?! Oh wait, nevermind - they have a giant red pet T-Rex.  

"The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. must learn to balance Hulk-sized action with everyday family-sized problems."

Yep, its a reality show with all the hulks living in the same house as an "eccentric family", complete with confessionals and characters explaining things to the camera/audience.