"It may not look like much, but it's got it where it counts"
"Han shot first."
Thought Bubble--("And I'll put this booger right here...")
"I didn't take it out for air..."
"This is where Greedo shot first officer."
"you get the BIG gun""wait... let me cock it first""don't worry, it's not loaded. yet"."i would bring the OTHER one out, but you DON'T want to have to deal with THAT big of an explosion. ...nobody does. trust me"....what else..."i'll just point as a warning instead of my balls breaking YOU".;-p hahahahahaha
'I know' (wink)
"What's going on... Buddy?"
Don't get cocky !!!
"MY hands are dirty too!"
"I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
"Hey... it's ME!"
"I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew""Look out, he's loose""What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'.""Sorry about the mess.""Here's where the fun begins!""She's fast enough for you old man.""No reward is worth this. ""Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!""You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.""Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.""You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.""I'm a nice man.""Then we'll do it real quiet-like."All genuine Solo quotes, which just goes to show once again that Star Wars has more filth ridden double entendres than your average Carry On movie.
"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!"
Oh this thing? That's just my finger officer...
The girl Lucas... I told her she could have a part in this movie... the brunette... george...george...ahhhhh fuck you and your checkered shirts.SPAZOTRON
If you cant stand the heat... stay out of the Kessel run, thats what I always say.
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